We open on a crane shot of a darkened Philippine Island. All is quiet. Not even the fauna dare stir. Galang and Tadhana lie asleep, as snug in their shelters as it is possible to be. An idyllic scene if ever there was one.
But what’s this? A section of the night sky, blacker than coal, seems to rippling moving towards the campsites of our castaways! It creeps in like the shadow that it is, enters the minds of the smartest players, and proceeds to suck out their intelligence. Yes, the ghost of Kat Eddorson is back, here to take her revenge by making smart strategic players make incredibly stupid moves!
Seriously, though, Tina and Aras, what happened to you? I may not have found you the most EXCITING winners ever, but you were smart people, and this season was really making me respect your gameplay! And then you just go and screw it all up, take your positions and do everything possible to undermine them…
Let’s go back to the beginning.
So Super Vytas has a speech to give to his villainous foes (and Katie). He thanks them, and wants them to know that he’s trustworthy. So trustworthy. The most trustworthy person the Gods of trustworthiness ever instilled the trustworthy virtue of trustworthiness in. Trust him, you can rest assured that he’s trustworthy. Seriously, though, either Vytas’ persuasive powers aren’t coming across properly on screen, or the women of Galang’s powers of perception are dead, because Vytas just seems to be trying way too hard. It seems to be working, so I can’t fault him too much, but really, I can’t believe people are buying this.
Then again, maybe it’s not that Vytas is good, but that other people are being IDIOTS! Tina, yes TINA, the WINNER of “Survivor The Australian Outback”, a person with arguably one of the BEST social games to ever play, makes an INCREDIBLE gaffe. Her plan is to have Vytas draw in Aras, and have Aras draw in Gervase (and hopefully Tyson) to create a 7-person majority come merge time. She also decides that, as she’s proven her loyalty and is less of a threat, Monica can take Gervase’s spot at number 5. Now this is all well and good, Tina’s reasoning is sound overall, and I’d have no problem with her parsing out the pecking order, IF MONICA WASN’T STANDING THREE FEET AWAY FROM HER WHEN SHE SAID IT! Seriously, Tina, you’re smart, and you just voted out Laura Boneham for almost the same reason! Have you lost your mind? Do you not remember how paranoid Monica is, how determined she is to not repeat the mistakes she made on “Survivor One World”? Clearly, Tina has been replaced with a robot.
Sure enough, Monica hears this, and becomes properly suspicious with her alliance.
Meanwhile, we have the rare sighting of an owl in the Philippines. We never see it on screen, but I can only assume it’s there, because clearly Laura Boneham was a latent witch who just got her acceptance letter to Hogwarts. That’s the only reason I can figure for her saying “Ridiculous” over and over. She must be practicing for Defense Against the Dark Arts.
After that interview segment with Laura B. which went on far too long, we finally head to Redemption Island, where we learn that this duel will be the final one before the merge. Two people are leaving, winner goes back into the game. As is fitting for a final challenge, it’s an endurance one, hailing originally from “Survivor Vanuatu”. Basically, tribe members hug a tall pole with slots cut in the sides. Last one still on the pole wins. Simple, clean, and effective. I love it. I know it’s rare that I say I love a Redemption Island challenge, but I feel that final challenges are one of the few places where reusing challenge ideas is ok, and I’m a big fan of this particular challenge. It’s dramatic, it can lend itself to good comedy (remember Yul Kwon’s “Elephants can’t run up trees” lecture during “Survivor Cook Islands”), and is satisfyingly difficult. My one complaint is that the challenge has a fairly large gender bias, as in all the times it’s been run, the only men to ever win were “Challenge Jesus” (“Survivor Cook Islands”) and Tyson during his stint on “Survivor Tocantins”. Admittedly, most challenges have a bias in SOME manner, but this one it’s really evident. Gee, do you think the lightest, smallest person is going to win this challenge?
Still, we get a couple of funny/painful moments before the obvious outcome of Laura Morett winning. Laura B. slips immediately, but some Probst encouragement gets her back on track. Probst then reminds us of Candice’s existence by pointing out to John that Candice did this challenge on “Survivor Heroes vs. Villains” (never mind that she did it on “Survivor Cook Islands”. “The fans didn’t like that season as much, so we’re going to pretend it didn’t exist!”). Laura M. remains steady, while Laura B. still does ok, Probst commenting that she’s “like a kid holding on to her mom.” Wow, Probst, the metaphors have really gone downhill. Seriously, couldn’t you have said “a sloth to a tree” or something more nature-ish at least? For shame, your lame metaphoring.
As expected, heavy man John leaves first, while Laura B. slides a bit further down the pole. Laura M. comments that she’s not going to lose, because her daughter needs her back in the game. And while it is true that Laura M. has more to fight for in going back into the game (in that she would actually HAVE an ally), Laura, given that your daughter somehow managed to survive despite being in the minority (even if a decent amount of luck was a factor, says I), and you were the first person really voted out of your tribe, I gotta say, I think your daughter needs YOU a lot more than you need her. This is only the first display of egoism we’ll get from Laura M., though at least by the end of the episode, she learns her place.
And what do you know, the smallest, lightest person won the challenge! I can’t believe the results! Laura B. was the one of the three I wanted in the most, so I’m kind of sorry to see her go, though if I’m honest with myself, Laura M. provides the most interesting drama. Though I do have to say, Laura B. was gypped on being made to throw away her buff first when she lasted longer than John. Speaking of whom, I’m THRILLED he’s gone. I do feel bad for the guy on one level, since he spent the longest time on Redemption of any of the three left, but he was just so BORING that I am quite glad he’s gone.
So Laura M. is back and tribes have merged. The color is blue… I think. It looks blue to me, but I’m not the best with colors, and maybe it’s just that the tv I watch on isn’t the best quality, but it looks almost purple at times. Still, I’m calling it blue, which while a predictable choice, is one I’m happy with. Too often, it seems like there’s trends in the color of merge buffs, and we haven’t seen a blue merge buff since “Survivor Samoa” 4 years ago, so it’s a nice change of pace. What’s NOT nice, however, is that there’s 11 people at the merge. I gave my thoughts on this in more detail during “Survivor Philippines”, but I don’t like merges of more than 10. It just feels like too many people for real maneuvering to take place, and 11 is just the worst of the lot, as the number feels really odd. Still, I have to give credit that at least they’re differentiating it from OTHER Redemption Island seasons, where the merge was always at 12.
Now we have our merge tribe, with the typical merge banter and the typical merge picnic. Never thought I’d say this, but thank God for Hayden Moss! He makes it so that the clichéd, overdone part of the merge ends in record time, as he comments on being unsure of how strategy will change, what with Laura back in the game. This naturally means that we’ve got a scene of Ciera and her mother coming together. Now, I’m still not a fan of Laura, particularly after this episode, but man am I getting in the Ciera camp after this episode! She makes the scene not only tolerable, but almost enjoyable, as she smartly brings her mother into the alliance with herself, Hayden, Caleb, Tyson, and Gervase against Aras. Even though it was Tyson’s idea to go for Aras first, bonus points for making that a selling point, Ciera. Laura seems the type to hold a grudge, and so any plan to vote out Aras is going to be good in her books. Further, it increases Ciera’s options, by keeping her safe in the short run, having a safety ally in the long run, and ensures that Ciera most likely isn’t bottom of the pecking order of the alliance. For all that I don’t like her politics, she’s hiding them quite well, and her newly open strategic side I’m liking.
One small criticism I do have, though, is that Ciera and Laura don’t even seem to consider the possibility of joining the couples alliance. It’s true, only 3 couples survived to the merge intact, but that makes a total of 6 out of 11, a clear majority. You also have to imagine that people would be suspicious of couples, looking to get them out first, and so it’s smarter for everyone to stick together in that scenario. Yes, keeping with the old Tadhana alliance may get you somewhat far, but when that alliance has to eat each other, guess who the first targets are going to be?
Speaking of the couples alliance, we see that Kat ALSO drained the brains of Aras and Vytas, as the pair (strangely allied) gloat about how they’re running things, and how if people were smart, they’d be gunning for them. I guess this KIND OF makes sense when you consider how good a job Gervase has been doing in convincing Aras that he’s on his side (though given how much time Gervase has spent with Tyson, you’d think Aras would have caught on), but even so, it’s incredibly stupid to get cocky and assume you’ve got the game in the bag. Good God, Aras, what happened to you? Hell, Vytas even goes so far as to call the game “Survivor Aras vs. Vytas”. All those who still believe there’s even a chance that Aras isn’t leaving this episode, exit this blog immediately.
Tyson, ever paranoid, is taking no chances, however, as he pulls Monica into the alliance in a late-night conversation. I admit this is a smart move, covering all your bases, having a safety ally in case everything goes wrong, and choosing Monica as the odd one out of Tina and Aras’ alliance, but he sullies the moment by commenting on Monica in a way that seems to me both mean-spirited and unfunny. To be fair, however, Monica is just about as paranoid as he says.
Actually, I’ve been meaning to talk about Monica a bit. She’s upped her game from “Survivor One World”, I freely admit that, and I’m pleased she’s trying to correct her mistakes. I think such people make for the best returnees. However, Monica may be going a bit too far in that direction. It seems like every episode, Monica is second-guessing something, or flipping the vote on a word. Now, every time she’s been right to, but that makes her something of a volatile alliance member, and I think in the long run this will damage her chances.
One insurance policy isn’t enough however, as Tyson decides to go idol hunting, remembering Caleb’s comment about a “serpent tree”. Gee, I wonder is Tyson will find the idol? It’s not like the “Previously On…” segment made a mention of the idol, thus hinting to us that it would be found! In all fairness, though, I can’t give Tyson too much credit for finding it, the tree was FREAKING OBVIOUS! I attributed people not finding the idol to the clues being too generic and cryptic before they got burned, but now I’m thinking it’s just laziness. Really, I know that the trees look different at the various campsites (speaking of which, I don’t think they specified which camp the merge happened at. Wonder why.), but you’d think something like THAT TREE would stand out a bit.
So Tyson finds his really bland idol that just looks dumb to me, and wisely decides not to share that information with anyone else at this time. Good decision, I think, particularly given how paranoid the idol has made people this season. Also, I think this marks the latest first getting of the idol since it was available pre-merge, beating out Yau-Man’s late time in “Survivor Fiji”.
Evidently, the immunity challenge and Redemption Island challenge were switched, because while I could get behind the Redemption Island challenge, I REALLY don’t like the immunity challenge. It’s your basic memory game from way back early in “Survivor” history (though this bears the most resemblance to the version from “Survivor Nicaragua”), and while I do admire the challenge team for going a different direction from the usual physical challenge, and I understand that deprivation of food and water does make these things harder, as someone for whom rote memorization is a breeze, I just don’t consider this challenge difficult enough. Some big visual might help, like maybe instead of a “you miss a symbol” you’re out sort of thing, it’s “whoever gets it right gets to chop another person’s totem” or something, but as is, it’s just not enough for me. Though we do get a funny moment when Monica can’t even remember TWO SYMBOLS correctly.
Super Vytas and Aras-Man engage in an epic memory contest for superiority (really, are these two aligned, or competing against each other, pick a side!), but as you’d expect, good wins the day! Super Vytas uses his super intellect to win what’s actually a really cool looking immunity idol. If nothing else, it’s distinctive. Must have stolen all the interesting aspects from the hidden immunity idol.
My hopes for a name I can either love or hate are dashed once again, as we head back to camp and find that the tribe is named Kasama. Things are made even less interesting when Super Vytas gloats about how he technically didn’t NEED immunity, thus ensuring that any dramatic tension for the boot this episode is good and dead. Still, we need SOME misdirection, and we haven’t heard from Laura in a good long while. What say she egotistically gets paranoid about Aras having the idol, and tries to split the vote for no reason other than to make herself feel powerful (and because of paranoia caused by being on a season with Russell Hantz). See why I like Ciera better.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have one of the rarest “Survivor” sights availiable to us right now: GERVASE IS DOING MANUAL LABOR! Look quickly before Tyson takes it away! Yeah, Gervase’s interview about the vote was so generic that I really just found the notion that he actually did manual labor much more interesting.
We head off to Tribal, where interesting things may have happened, but I’m too busy focusing on Laura rightly admitting her inferiority to her daughter. Oh, Happy Day! Oh, and Aras goes home, what a surprise.
I have to say, this episode felt like a step down for this season in a lot of ways. The misdirection was really off, and a lot of stupid moves were made. And yet, I find myself not hating the episode overall. Maybe it’s because, despite the outcome being obvious, the process by which it came out was intriguing. Not the best episode of the season, but I give it a pass.
Then again, perhaps it was just overshadowed by the commercials. I’m normally not a fan of them, but OH MY GOD, THEY’RE FINALLY PUTTING “SURIVIVOR MICRONESIA” OUT ON DVD! MY FAVORITE SEASON OF ALL IS FINALLY GOING TO BE REWATCHABLE ON SOMETHING BIGGER THAN MY IPOD! OH HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!
And yes, there is not “Top 5 and Bottom 5” this week. I considered doing it for hidden immunity idols, and I probably still will this season, as this hidden immunity idol is one of the worst, but I did a list last week, and I suspect the idol will come into play enough for me to talk about it somewhat.
-Matt
Title Credit to Jean Storrs.