Longtime readers will know one of my coined but lesser-used terms on this blog, “The Shamar Threshold”. Named for Shamar Thomas of “Survivor Caramoan” (see, Tim, you’re not the only one who remembers him), this refers to the point where someone initially picked to be dragged to the end as a goat becomes so annoying that they are more of a detriment to one’s social game than any benefit one might receive having them at Final Tribal Council. We’ve seen a few examples of this over the years, but I think Q may be the only example I’ve seen to get the “goat” designation and cross that threshold IN THE SAME EPISODE! A speed record, if nothing else.
Naturally, conversation once we get back from the last Tribal Council is all centered around Q. Pretty much everyone sits stunned, and states the obvious fact that he’s now untrustworthy for pulling a stunt like this. I brace myself for Q pulling another challenge lie, and saying this was all some strategy that makes no sense. To his credit, however, Q owns up to this being a dumb move. He explains that he felt the chaos before last Tribal Council was somehow his fault, and as we established with him wanting to go home after a Tribal Challenge loss, he feels he should take the consequence if he messes something up. Frankly, I think his “chaos” pre-Tribal barely contributed to what was going to go down, but the man at least has internal logical consistency, and again, credit for not trying to play himself up as a mastermind for this.
Most pissed out of the tribe is Tiffany, who notes that it’s kind of odd for someone claiming to be her “Number 1” to throw around the knowledge of her idol. Yelling ensues, and despite Q’s attempts to mollify things, Tiffany is clearly not having it. The Yanu alliance, whatever it was before, is now shot. Great job, Q! Please note the sarcasm.
The yelling is heard back at camp, with most everyone on Tiffany’s side, and saying they want to get out Q. Liz in particular is mad that Q “stole her move.” Not sure how. Yes, he made himself the center of attention at Tribal, but that doesn’t mean he gets credit for Tevin’s ouster. If anything, this makes great cover for you, Liz! Still, Liz is on the warpath now, saying she needs to get Q out for her game. Given what we’ve heard from everyone else, I believe there will be a line on that one, Liz.
The next morning, guess what, Q is STILL the subject of debate! Ben refers to what Q pulled last night as a “Poser Move”. Suddenly, somewhere, Courtney Marit (“Survivor Exile Island”) is extremely confused, and doesn’t know why. Q, meanwhile, admits that he has a big hill to climb, and so tries to strategize, being pretty chill and casual about it. Honestly, his demeanor is good, just putting out some feelers. The flaw is that emotions are still too raw. No one’s feeling it, Q. Best bet for you is to just lie low, and hope they target bigger threats. Hell, even Hunter, a guy desperate for allies, jumps from Q like the proverbial rat from the proverbial burning ship. The only person willing to give Q even the time of day is Venus, and that strikes me as more her being desperate for ANY alliance than wanting to work with Q in particular.
All that said, Q may just luck into that situation anyone. Everyone at the water well talks about how they’ll never vote for Q at the end. While nothing more comes of it, and there is still some talk about how Q is too much of an X-factor in the game to be trusted, he is starting to look like a possible goat to drag to the end. Play cool and take it, Q.
Well, having now spent the first 15 minutes of the episode focussed to the point of near exclusivity on Q, surely we get some talk about the OTHER tribe dynamics, right? Nope, Tree Mail time! And not a very happy one at that. It tells us that the final 9 twist, splitting into three groups of three is happening again. I am not happy about this. Look, show, I’m glad you’ve got your 90 minute run time now, but this is NOT the way to fill it. Let the cast fill it themselves. Don’t throw in these stupid twists to fill time; just let the game play. That said, while I still overall do not like this format, there are two tweaks to it here that improve it over “Survivor 45”. The first is that, unlike there, those out on the first leg don’t lose their vote, with a chance to earn it back. All that happens is that they’re out of the running. This takes up less time, and is therefore better.
The second change is that, rather than being randomized, these players have to self-divide into groups of three. Given how last episode went, this quickly becomes a “Who can get away from Q the quickest?” Contest. Ben throws Tiffany a lifeline, noting that she “rocks” (shocker), which Kenzie quickly latches onto as well. Hunter, meanwhile, notes that he hasn’t really worked with Charlie and Maria yet. Thus, Liz and Venus draw the proverbial short straws, to Venus’ dismay.
Despite the divide, Q has not given up on trying to influence things. Hunter, I thought, did a good job in deflecting Q politely when the two tried to talk strategy, but evidently Q saw through it. He goes up to Charlie, in order to convince him to throw the challenge so the group can target Hunter. Honestly, not a bad thought. Even not knowing about his idol, Hunter could very easily immunity his way to the end, and thus here, where team effort matters, might be the easiest point at which to target him. The flaw in Q’s plan is that, though he pitches it politely enough, he’s still not in a position to do this. Indeed, Charlie and Maria (once the pair confer) admit they’re more inclined to work with Hunter than Q right now, and thus, his request makes them want to win all the more.
Probst certainly thinks they will. After some discussion about the divide, in which Tiffany makes it very clear that it was about avoidance of a certain someone rather than anything else (just say his name at that point, Tiffany), he gets a look at the tribes. Needing to be “Spicy Probst”, he predicts that Q’s team will be first out. This being “Survivor” Probst is naturally immediately proven wrong. Hilarious. Kenzie has a particularly bad showing on the balance beam, leading to her, Tiffany, and Ben being the first ones out.
Sadly, we do not get the hilarity that would have been Q winning immunity after all that talk. His group chokes on the second part, leading Hunter, Maria, and Charlie on to the final endurance part of the challenge. Maria does surprisingly poorly at this, leaving it down to Charlie and Hunter. Probst had a big schpiel before this challenge about how your shoulders and butt could not leave the back board, but I feel like that was for show. Maybe it was just the camera angle, but there were several times I thought both guy’s shoulders left the back board. It’s honestly well-fought by both guys, but in a surprise, Charlie ends up taking the win. Did not expect that, good for him!
That said, for all my complaints about how much time this twist takes up, it is weird that there’s still half the episode left. There can’t be THAT much strategizing, right?
So Q tries to talk strategy with Kenzie. She, being her blunt self, flat out tells him she doesn’t want to work with him. Not that Q’s pitch is bad or anything; he’s once again playing it casual and calm. It’s just, again, that his social capital is so far in the negative right now that he can’t pitch basically anything and hope for it to land.
Lucky for him, Big-Move-Itis rears its ugly head amongst this cast once again, as first Venus and then Kenzie note that getting rid of Q or Hunter is the obvious move, meaning this is prime opportunity for a blindside. The former we could just dismiss as business as usual for a confessional from Venus. Even if not, her social capital is only marginally larger than Q’s at this point, so she wouldn’t be able to pull anything off. Kenzie, on the other hand, very much could. So all right, I’ll bite. I’d still say Hunter is too much of a challenge threat to let hang around, but hey, I can see an argument for targeting someone else. So, who does Kenzie want to blindside in a stroke of brilliance?
Tiffany.
Um, I just have one question: WHY?
Seriously, how does this benefit Kenzie in ANY WAY? Yes, Tiffany has an idol, and she doesn’t strike me as the type to play it on someone other than herself, but she’s your ALLY! The person you’re literally closest to! Yes, she was close with Q as well, but she’s making it pretty clear that bridge is burnt at this point! You have her in the palm of your hand! Why discard her?
I suppose, if Kenzie has perfect knowledge, it could be argued that Tiffany has become closer with Charlie than with her, given that we only see her disclose her thoughts on playing the idol to Charlie. But then, is Kenzie any closer to them? Ben’s the other guy we’ve seen her get close to. If you’re worried about Tiffany getting too close to Charlie, then BREAK HIM AND MARIA UP! Tiffany might be slightly annoyed, but where’s she going to go? Back to Q? I think not!
Kenzie ends up being saved from her own stupidity by Tiffany’s paranoia. Charlie and Maria are obviously down with this plan (they don’t need Tiffany, and her idol makes her threatening), but are concerned about an idol play. As such, Charlie goes to try and lull Tiffany into a false sense of security. Tiffany, however, is having none of it, saying the idol is useless to her if everyone knows she has it, so she’s just going to play it and be done. Given the target that now seems to be on her back, I can understand this. Tiffany’s one concern with playing the idol is that it would, at this point, likely go back into circulation with no guarantee she’d find it. A fair enough concern, but as we’ll find out in a bit, and idol’s no good out of the game either.
Since Tiffany expresses this concern solely in confessional, Charlie goes back to Maria and Kenzie and reports that plan is a no-go. What a waste of a segment! The plan the quickly reverts to Hunter, but unfortunately, between vibes and possibly overhearing them (we see Hunter nearby and looking at them when they’re talking, but never get 100% confirmation that he heard them), Hunter realizes he’s in danger. He is, naturally, fully willing to play his idol, but would like to earn some allies along the way. Having almost nowhere else to go, he turns to Q, who is happy to hear a name that isn’t his. Hunter informs him of the idol. Risky, but a necessary step so Q goes along with the plan. Hunter suggests targeting Ben, due to having no connection with him, and the Siga three quickly becoming a tight threat left in the game. Maria would probably be more of a lynchpin than Ben, but Ben’s the more overt social threat, so I can’t blame this thinking too much.
Wanting to be absolutely sure, Hunter also tells Venus in order to get her on the “Vote Ben” plan. Logical from his standpoint. The flaw is that he doesn’t realize quite how much Venus doesn’t care for him. She tells EVERYBODY about his idol, and the target flips back to Q as the safe vote, a la Edgardo on “Survivor Fiji”. With this mess of strategizing, it’s hard to say who the best target is. Probably still Hunter, given the threat of him immunitying his way to the end, but my usual analysis kind of falls flat here. Instead, I’ll praise the mystery this episode. Basically any named target I could see going, and that’s always a plus in my book!
Tribal Council itself also lives up to that hype, though with admittedly a controversial start. With false humility, Probst says he mishandled the last Tribal, before revealing that he just meant he needed a cushion for his seat, and popcorn to eat. Funny stuff, but the focus of Tribal Council should be on the people playing, not on Probst, and this really draws attention to the latter rather than the former. Also, what’s with the sharing of popcorn with the players, Probst? I thought you had to EARN everything in the new era?
Once we do focus on the players, though, it’s nothing but good stuff. We get an honest-to-goodness personality fight at Tribal Council, and not just an argument over strategy! Tiffany and Q just can’t stay away from each other, and get into an argument about who threw who’s name out first. While she presents as the aggressor, Tiffany’s 100% in the right in this argument. She notes correctly that Q is only happy when he’s the one in control, and is also correct that Q threw her name out, which Q lies and denies. I can see Q’s perspective, but he is clearly lying about some things to cover his butt in this scenario.
Still, Q does try to keep himself more civil, proselytizing about how he wants to be there, and is happy to just sit back and watch the chaos. Perfect cover for Hunter to make sure the plan really is Q. He gets his reassurance, and it’s fun to watch. Even so, if I were Hunter, I’d play my idol, just to be safe.
Hunter is not me, and evidently has balls of steel, since neither he nor Tiffany play their idol. Tiffany I can understand, but Hunter really should have. Especially when the vote comes up a tie between him and Q. At this point, it’s wiser to go for Hunter on the revote for being a threat, and for all my knocking people’s strategy this season, they do make the right call here. Ben tries to assure Hunter that he “rocks” on the way out, but Hunter admits that he’s not really feeling that right now. Oddly, I’m not that sorry to see Hunter go here. Guy was a nice dude, but didn’t have as much game sense as he looked, and once it was clear he wasn’t going to sweep immunities post-Double-Tribal, his run became much less interesting to me. Plus, even if Q is playing a worse game, at least he brings the drama.
For all my praise, I can’t say this episode was any better than “ok”. Pacing to me seems like the biggest problem here. Having the stupid “three groups of three” twist was bad enough, but doing it so early in the episode just left the first half feeling rushed, and the back half oddly slow, despite the fun tribe dynamics. A fun Tribal does elevate it, but this episode would have needed a major reorganization to get higher praise than this from me.
-Matt
Title Credit to Jean Storrs.