Like most “Survivor” fans, I have at some point got it into my head that “Hey, I know so much about the game, why don’t I do this show?” Like a smaller subset of those fans, I applied. Several times. Never got on, and eventually that drive dwindled, for a variety of factors I won’t get into here. Suffice to say, I haven’t applied since pre-COVID, and have had no strong desire to try again. Until tonight. If they’re going to do a challenge LITERALLY tailor-made for me, a challenge I could definitely beat Hunter at, then maybe I should apply again.
Eh, probably not, since they’ll probably never use this one again now they’ve done it once. Still, would have been fun to try on my own.
Less fun is another practice revived this episode, specifically the “Previously On…” segment spoiling what’s to come in the episode. So far this season, these segments have stuck to recapping the events of the previous episode. You know, the thing one would expect them to do? This one? Feels the need to go all the way back to episode 1, and remind us that Maria and Tevin both have extra votes. They also go slightly less further back to remind us that Ben has no vote. This ensures that these things will have relevance in this episode, all but guaranteeing that Yanu doesn’t lose today. Way to spoil things, episode!
Admittedly, you could spoil them for Yanu themselves, a bit, just to get them off this whining train. Look, I get that their situation sucks, but man does it feel like they go overboard with the self-pity this episode. Kenzie refers to them as “The tiniest tribe that ever was.” Ulong shouts “Am I joke to you?” From far away at this. Look, I get that things kind of suck for Yanu right now. A little moping is to be expected. But man, Yanu’s being too hyperbolic about this for my taste. You’re not going down in the annals of history as one of the all-time great tribes, but you’re hardly a disaster on par with some of the other tribes in the show’s history. Get over yourselves.
Ok, is the weather just WAY worse than we’re being shown? Now SIGA is getting in on the complaining, and they’ve been doing well! And have a tarp! The only thing I can figure at this point is that there’s something about the weather this season that’s just driving everyone to misery. Though since this is Ben complaining, there’s a silver lining to be found, and that is his bond with Charlie. Or “Sir Ben” and “Sir Charlie” as they refer to themselves, since evidently Kane from “Survivor 44” is back on the island somehow. Still, they’re buds, and we see their music naming competition is a regular thing, not just a one-off
Unfortunately for them, this bond and chipperness does not go unnoticed by others. Specifically the women, who are debating who to target between him and Tim. They admit Tim is better to get rid of in the short term, but state that Ben is more of a threat in the long-term, due to his humor landing well, and potentially earning him allies. Can’t argue with that logic. There’s also that the women (sans Jem, obviously) are convinced that Tim has the idol, so Ben becomes the safer bet. I COULD argue with this logic, but their targeting is still correct, so despite the somewhat presumptive reasoning, I can’t disagree with the results.
Over at Nami, the order of the day is idol hunting, and man, the editors are really not putting in any effort here any more, are they? We get the usual schtick of someone, in this case Hunter, narrating how they must have just missed the idol, and there’ll be a zoom-in and flash on it, which they naturally do, and… It just feels lazy. I don’t know, maybe this joke has been overdone at this point, but it just doesn’t have the joy it used to at this point.
Thankfully Venus is there to provide us something different. Having evidently given up on finding the idol herself, she instead guards Hunter extremely blatantly. Given that she wants to target him, it makes sense she wouldn’t want him getting something that powerful. Honestly, I’m not going to criticize this move. True, she has all the subtlety of a foghorn in doing so, but she’s on the outs, and is unlikely to find the idol when basically everyone else on the tribe, except Liz, is out looking for it. As such, better to make sure your target doesn’t get a safety net. It could be done with more finesse, especially as it pisses off Hunter something fierce, but at this point, he’s against her anyway, so why not?
What I WILL criticize Venus for is backing off this strategy. If you’re going to do that, go all-out! Make it so Hunter has NO alone time to idol-hunt. But no, she does, and of course, Hunter finds it. He’s a bit bummed reading the rules, since Nami is, you know, unlikely to lose anytime soon. Granted, Hunter is the reason Nami wins so much, so he could probably just throw if he really wanted to, but that would A) raise suspicion and B) be pointless, since we know the idol has new rules some the merge. Might as well wait it out.
Enough of the interesting stuff! Let’s go back to Yanu for, you guessed it, MORE WHINING! Each person mopes in their own special way, though Kenzie is the one with her head still the most in the game. She is the one looking at the angles, trying to figure how how to turn Q seeming to be on the verge of quitting to her advantage. Credit the show this: They’re giving us a villain again, and not backing down on it either.
Just as I’m about to read Q the riot act for talking about quitting, aka the very thing he went on the warpath against Jelinsky for, Q reveals that it was actually an act on his part. Resigned to going to Tribal Council again, he wants to make sure Kenzie doesn’t do the Shot in the Dark, so makes it seem like he’s given up. When he and Tiffany talk, however, he points out to her that Kenzie always asks “What were you talking about?” I actually want to give major props to this bit of persuasion. The best persuasion is a subtle one, where you let the person come to the conclusion naturally. That’s just what Q does here. He casts no aspersions on Kenzie, merely makes an observation that he knows Tiffany will interpret in a way that benefits himself. Sure enough, Tiffany notes that Kenzie always has her head in the game, and we get a pretty funny montage of Kenzie asking that every question multiple times. This may not be as persuasive as Q wanted however, since Tiffany never says she’ll definitively go one way or the other. Instead, she claims to be equally close with both Q and Kenzie, and doesn’t want either of them to go. Bad news, Tiffany: With how much Q is against Kenzie at this point, even if you avoid Tribal Council tonight, you’re gonna have to make that choice eventually.
Back over at Siga, we see JUST how good Jem’s plan to send people off for the Beware Advantage she has has been going! While she got lucky that people were convinced Tim had it at the start, now there has been some question. From Tim specifically, who now feels convinced that Jem has the idol. Way to inadvertently throw suspicion on yourself! Tim confronts her about the women’s alliance, which she denies, and congratulates herself for lying so well. Seems a bit much, to me. Don’t get me wrong, she does a decent enough job at it, and I get her point that she hid her tell of giggling, but it’s not like this was some master stroke. You gave a basic denial, not some cunning 4-D chess move. And again, there is now suspicion on you in relation to the idol where there was none before, especially now the tribe has given up looking for it.
All is not serious at Siga, however. Maria gives everyone salsa lessons! Admittedly Charlie does try and tie them back into the game, but really, it’s just a fun little glimpse at tribe life. Part of the reason I enjoy the 90-minute episodes; I get the feeling this scene would have been cut if it were only an hour-long episode.
Our challenge today is literally a carbon-copy of one from last season, presumably so they can re-use the multi-level obstacle course. Lazy and uninteresting, at this point. At least every tribe has had a bit of a target thrown around; Nami less so than the others, but when you’ve got Hunter on your team, that’s understandable. Then you remember what the “Previously On…” segment was like, and you realize you’re set up for a Siga loss. Happy that we won’t have to see more of Yanu whining again, but bummed that it’s that predictable.
Oh, and there’s zero surprise from the other tribes that Bhanu went home. In case that was a question.
The show does everything in its power to convince us Yanu may yet lose. Probst highlights the new-era records they set, having never won immunity and going without flint the longest. I maintain they should have got flint for winning the reward challenge, but hey, what do I know? Probst also suggests Yanu use this as inspiration. Hey Probst? You know what might really inspire Yanu? LETTING THEM HAVE SOME FREAKING SUPPLIES! Honestly, if a season highlights why the show needs to drop the deprevation angle, at least to some degree, it’s this. I get that you don’t want seasons to seem too easy, but when the initially-losing tribe just gets steamrolled, the game gets a lot less fun.
Back to the challenge, however. It helps that Yanu falls decently behind early on. The slingshot at the end is the great equalizer, however, especially since everyone has to make a shot, meaning Hunter can’t carry everyone in this challenge. Nami still wins, earning immunity and many fruits and pastries, but Siga sucking at this portion allows Yanu to catch up. It comes down the last target, Ben comparing it to the “tightest playoffs” (evidently that rocks), with Yanu taking the win. And they MILK that sucker. The slow-mo. The dramatic music. Even though we know it’s coming, it’s emotionally satisfying. The testimonials from Yanu help as well.
But, of course, we’re only a third of the way through the episode; there must be a twist! Yes, it’s another journey, and as the winners, Nami gets to decide who goes from each tribe. Magnanimously, they let the other tribes pick who gets sent along with Hunter, leading to Q going for Yanu, and Tim for Siga. Honestly, Hunter is the one I’m most surprised by. I would have thought he wouldn’t want to go, given the target on his back already, but I suppose he’s well liked that no one on the tribe would object. Well, Venus would, but she has now power at this point already.
Interesting thing to note is that both Q and Hunter said in pre-season interviews that they had sussed each other out as fellow residents of Mississippi, the first on the show since Darrah of “Survivor Pearl Islands”. As such, they had mentioned wanting to work together. That being the case, I could see that being a factor in those two in particular volunteering to go. Happy coincidence, or planned strategy? You make the call!
Speculation aside, what is clear is that the relative “big gun” in terms of challenges from each tribe has now gotten together. With the merge looming (again, thanks predictable season schedule! Please note the sarcasm!), each realizes they’re going to be targeted, and vowed to stick together. Simple strategy, and one I’m not sure they’re all sincere about, but I can’t fault the logic of it. Q even does a good job turning it to his advantage. Rather than try to downplay his relationship with Tiffany, doubtless realizing that this is a lost cause, he owns up to it under the guise of “each gets one person they’re tight with to bring along”, thus getting Tim to admit he’s tightest with Maria, and Hunter with Tevin. Decent information gained at very little cost. Well-played, Q.
As to our journey test itself? Well, after two misfires, the show finally hits the sweet spot! Rather than forcing anyone to do anything, the threesome have to come to a consensus for one person to do a challenge related to “Survivor” History. Tim admits that he’s a superfan, but also doesn’t want to risk his vote, this by now being the known penalty for losing. As such, he backs off, and Q for some reason doesn’t put up a fight, leaving Hunter to be the one to test his knowledge.
Luckily for Hunter, the producers threw him an easy one. He gets 20 logos of previous seasons, and has to put them in chronological order. A fairly strict time limit, but still, for someone of his fan status, this should be no problem… Wait, why is he putting Guatemala before Pearl Islands? Any fool could tell you that’s wrong! Hunter, NO!
Yes, it seems we’ve found the one challenge Hunter sucks at: Basic “Survivor” trivia. Look, one the one hand, I don’t want to seem to harsh. While I find this easy, even a decent fan might not have season order fully memorized. That said, you’d expect the guy who loves the show so much he literally BUILT CHALLENGES FROM SCRATCH to have maybe looked up the order of seasons a couple of times in the past! Plus, it’s funny for Hunter, who has been so good at challenge, to fail so spectacularly in this one. Even Debbie of “Survivor Kaoh Rong” gets in on the action, berating Hunter with her “And I’m pissed!” speech from “Survivor Game Changers”. I’d have more sympathy for Hunter if there was some added layer of difficulty. Maybe if it was pictures of immunity idols he had to put in order, or merge tribe names. Those add in needing to know what season they’re from, in addition to the order of seasons, making them difficult even for all but the most die-hard superfans. But this was the LOGOS! With the exception of Borneo (which Hunter did get right), they all have their names printed on them! All you have to do is READ and REMEMBER! You’re less than two weeks in! It can’t be that hard!
After Hunter’s fan-cried takes some serious hits, we cut to the celebration at Yanu, with Tiffany and Kenzie feasting. Tiffany also celebrates not needing to cut one of her allies yet. Soon, though, Tiffany. Soon. Still, the pair are kind enough to save Q his portion of the food, and we even get a humorous bit where Q does a ventriloquist routine with the idol. Funny stuff, and again, could easily have been cut in a shorter episode. I continue to like this runtime.
Still, time for strategizing at Siga, and after a suitable eulogy from Ben, Jem insists on a private idol hunt. The tribe is surprisingly cool about this, giving her time to dig up her clue to the key. Unfortunately for Jem, she has to do a bit more than Tiffany did on Yanu. She must measure the permitter of Tree Mail, her tribe boat, and the length of the tribe sign, using lengths of machete as the unit of measurement, then plug these units into a formula to tell her how many lengths of machete from the tree she initially found the Beware Advantage in her key is buried. Jem agonizes about doing this without getting spotted, but ultimately doesn’t seem to have any trouble. Really, the point where I was most worried for her was in finding the key itself, since she seemed to eyeball where to put the machete to count out the lengths, rather than flipping it end over end like I’d have done. Still, it works, and Jem has an idol. Again, can’t argue with results.
Now, let the targeting commence! As hinted earlier, Ben is the preferred target for the women. Still, to prevent potential idol/shot in the dark usage (remember that no one knows Ben doesn’t have a vote at this point), they agree to split votes between Ben and Tim, with Maria potentially using her extra vote to make this math properly. Charlie is a little bummed about this, but doesn’t think there’s much he can do, other than potentially persuade Maria. That said, Jem continues to overplay her hand, grilling Ben about what his plans are that night, ultimately leading to her being firmed up as the target. With Ben coming clean (as he probably needs to at this point) about not having a vote to Tim, Charlie, and Maria, we now come to the latter two as our swing votes.
As to who they should go for? While I understand Maria’s pull towards the women, since she doesn’t have the close bond with Ben that Charlie does, I think the smart move here is to get out Jem. Ben is definitely a social threat, but he’s a loyal one that’s less likely to move against the tribe, and therefore you. If Jem’s overplaying, and shenanigans with the Beware Advantage, tell us anything, it’s that she’s in it primarily for herself. Hardly unusual in this game, but still, not something to keep around if you don’t have to. Yes, she does have an idol, but again, if she didn’t tell you about it, she’s likely only going to use it for herself. No reason to keep that around.
The downside to Siga being the “Vibe Tribe” as they style themselves, is that Tribal Council is very much a nothingburger of a climax. There’s no sound bytes or interesting conversation whatsoever. Everyone’s just too happy with one another. Best I can say is that there is a bit of mystery as to who goes home. I do think her increased screen time favors Jem, but there’s still at least a decent chance that it’s Ben. There’s also some fun moments in the voting booth, from Ben being oddly happy about not voting to Moriah talking about she’s “scared and nerding out simultaneously.” The latter is very relatable.
But no, the editing was not a fake-out at this point. Jem goes home, idol in her pocket, though to her credit she laughs at the whole thing. Legitimately classy. While this was the smart move, I can’t deny that it’s not what I wanted to happen. Jem may have played a messy game, but it was fun to watch. Nothing against Ben personally; he seems like a nice guy. Maybe it’s because I’m not a big music person, but I ultimately don’t enjoy his schtick, whereas Jem I found at least somewhat entertaining. Hard to be too mad at competent gameplay, however. Really, the most questionable move of the night for me is Maria using her extra vote. She KNEW Ben had no vote. There was no need to pile the extra vote on Jem. My best guess is that she feared she’d be targeted for having the vote come the merge, and so wanted to get rid of it. I can see SOME logic there, but on the whole, still think she shouldn’t have done that.
Questionable choice by Maria aside, this was a good episode! Definitely the best since the premiere. While it may not have had the biggest mystery, and shot itself in the foot in terms of foreshadowing, it had enough questions to keep me invested throughout. And, above all, it was FUN. Outside of Yanu whining, we bonded well with the players, and mixed in strategy with good personal moments. All in all, a solid recipe for a fun episode of “Survivor”, and that’s enough for me.
-Matt
Title Credit to Jean Storrs.