Look, I enjoy Shii-Ann Huang (“Survivor Thailand”) more than some. She gives a good confessional, she plays hard, never gives up, and accepts losing gracefully. All of this I very much like in a “Survivor” contestant. But I’m not going to sit here and tell you that her gameplay is good to repeat, and we see that as the case tonight, or at least some foreshadowing for it.
Skipping over the foreshadowing that now substitutes for our “Previous On…” segment, we get a rarity: cutting to the day AFTER a divisive vote, not before. Evidently Dean needed a full night to process what happened, and I have to say, he is CRUSHED. He did a good job keeping his voice in check, and didn’t really rage at anyone to their face, but the look on his face just shows how utterly defeated he is by this move.
Defeat is not the end of the journey, however. Dean puts on his best deerstalker hat (the hat Sherlock Holmes wears, for the uninitiated), and sets out to figure out who orchestrated this particular hit. After ruling out himself, Chelsea, and Tom (though I would point out the latter is ruled out purely on circumstantial evidence), Dean sets to questioning. “Questioning” in this case refers to a big game of “telephone”. Elaine doesn’t know who started it. Karishma was the last to know. Aaron heard it from Elaine, but thinks she didn’t start it. Elizabeth doesn’t have any idea who started it. And Missy says no one person started it; that it was just kind of a group thing. All very confusing for Dean, but one of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong. Missy’s frankly very flimsy lie gets Dean’s hackles up, and now he’s out for blood. Missy, for her part, still thinks this was the best move for her alliance. Sure, Missy. Eliminating someone who up to this point had been a loyal alliance member is a GREAT move, SURE to not backfire on you in the near future.
Incidentally, the only reason the title of this blog is not a “Sherlock Holmes” reference is that no one seemed close enough to Dean for him to say “Elementary” to.
We get to our reward challenge, and I’m impressed. Not by the challenge. It’s a mediocre reused challenge. No, I’m impressed because we had a switch with NO FORESHADOWING in the episode itself. No cliche confessionals about how someone is on top and nothing can go wrong, or how someone’s on the bottom and needs a miracle to survive. We’re sure a switch is happening, right?
Not only a switch, but a switch rarity these days. As the lack of a third lane in the challenge would indicate, we’re remaining at two tribes for this switch. I have to say, I am thrilled. Now, this might seem weird, given that switching up two tribes is literally the oldest twist in “Survivor” (not counting the 42-days of “Survivor The Australian Outback”), but think about how long it’s been. “Survivor Heroes vs. Healers vs. Hustlers” kept the number of tribes the same at the switch, but since we had three tribes, it felt new and different. But in recent years, the number of tribes has other grown or shrunk at every switch, to the point where it’s getting predictable. The last time we had a switch like this was five years ago on “Survivor San Juan del Sur”. Yes, we technically had one on “Survivor Ghost Island”, but that was much earlier in the game, and be honest, does anyone remember it, over the later split? I thought so. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and in this case, makes the twist like new again.
Since our switch method is as usual nothing to comment on, I’ll skip ahead to the switched tribes themselves. Contrary to the show’s order of things, I’m going to examine the new Lairo first, because I find them more interesting. Evidently Lairo is just doomed to be the disaster tribe, since all fractions in alliances ended up there, by and large. Karishma, Tom, and Dean remain, with Jack, Janet, Jamal, Noura, and Kellee coming over from Vokai. From our threesome, you have Karishma, who’s been the alternate target at most Tribal Councils so far and not happy about it; Dean, who’s furious at his old tribe; and Tom, who’s now not connected with much of anybody. Not to say that old Vokai does much better here. True, Kellee and Janet can be assumed to be aligned, and Jack seems to have no real beef with anyone. But you have Jamal, who’s out for revenge and has an idol, and Noura, who just annoys everybody. Point being, this tribe could break any number of ways, making it all the more interesting to watch.
Contrast this with the new Vokai, which falls along a more traditional 4-4 split. Tommy, Dan, Jason, and Lauren remain, being joined by Elaine, Missy, Elizabeth, and Aaron. Some cracks there, with Jason having been an early target, and Aaron being on the outs after the first vote, but not nearly as strong. Both were pulled back into the fold, the former by voting with the majority, the latter by allying with Missy. Maybe someone from either side could exploit that, but this seems like the less interesting of the two splits.
Luckily, I doubt that new Vokai will be seeing much of Tribal Council. Nearly all the challenge beasts, both physically and mentally, are on new Vokai. Yes, new Lairo has Janet and Jack, neither of whom are that bad, but most of their competitors are kind of middling, and they also have Karishma, whose status as a challenge sink is brought to the forefront in this episode. Add in that Lauren is the only person shown to be great with puzzle’s so far this season, and don’t look for new Vokai to lose, unless they throw a challenge.
New Vokai gets an immediate chance to prove their mettle with a reward challenge. Borrowing from both “Survivor Millennials vs. Gen-X” and “Survivor Caramoan”, pairs of people will be tied together with their arms and legs bound, and must crawl over sandbars. Once all three pairs complete their leg, the remaining two solve a fire puzzle. Neither of these elements are bad. Indeed, I praised this innovative new challenge when it first appeared on “Survivor Millennials vs. Gen-X”. But the simple fact is that it just feels flat. Maybe it’s only having two tribes race, maybe it’s how underwhelming the puzzle is, but this challenge just didn’t cut the mustard like its predecessors.
Sure enough, new Vokai turns in a dominating performance. They were ahead on pretty much every leg, but Karishma needed to be dragged up her hill by Noura really did new Lairo no favors. Thus, Vokai gets their reward: the ability to bathe before the end-of-challenge banter. Seriously, did no one notice that new Vokai were spick and span, while new Lairo were covered in sand? I know Vokai did well, but they couldn’t avoid freaking sand on a sandbar. Oh, and Applebees. I guess that qualifies as a “reward”. If you’re starving. In any other situation, and I say this as someone who has eaten Applebees many times in this life, Applebees is more “punishment” than “reward”.
Edible matter is edible matter, though, and with some alcohol to hopefully kill some tastebuds, new Vokai partakes. Tommy plays diplomat, after schilling for Applebees some more, and welcomes everyone to one unified tribe. Elaine, who had earlier been worried about her luck in a tribe swap, is happy both at the love and at the 4-4 split, meaning she has a shot. That said, Elaine is no dummy, and realizes this is the “honeymoon” phase, meaning of course everyone’s happy. Tommy can claim “One Tribe” all he wants, but we’ve heard that schpiel from contestants before, and it may have meant nothing. Hence, Elaine keeps a close eye on the proceedings, but doesn’t like what she sees. Missy in particular is WAY too happy with the new tribe, saying the old Lairo is done, and she wants a win. Eliane is rightfully concerned, though I do think she overreacts to this news a bit. She herself said this is the honeymoon phase, so of course Missy’s going to seem overly happy. Just because she says she wants to win doesn’t automatically mean she’s abandoning her old tribe loyalties.
Karishma, however, has no hangups with throwing her old tribe under the bus. She pulls Kellee aside right away, and informs her of everything that went down. And I mean EVERYTHING! Since we’ll soon see that Dean and Tom are going to throw her under the bus, and since her challenge performance did her no favors, Karishma definitely needed to ingratiate herself with her new tribe. But giving up EVERYTHING? Karishma should be concerned that she’s always the alternate boot, but it’s not like she had no allies on the old Lairo. Granted, she has no reason to be loyal to Dean or Tom, but assuming you make the merge, you’ll meet up with the likes of Missy, who HAS been good to you. You really want to burn that bridge down the line?
In case it wasn’t obvious, this is where Karishma goes full Shii-Ann, as alluded to earlier. Apart from her “Stupid People” confessional on “Survivor All-Stars”, Shii-Ann is probably best known for blatantly swinging to the old Chuay Gahn tribe on “Survivor Thailand”, thinking they had merged. The Probst said “psyche”, and Shii-Ann was promptly voted out. Karishma here is basically doing the same thing, minus the “psych” bit. Now, as I said before, she needs to do something to save herself, so what’s so wrong here? In terms of keeping herself alive, nothing. Karishma could do little better to ensure she stays in the game until the end. But Karishma has just also killed any chance she had of winning. Any old Lairo on the jury are going to be too pissed at her to ever vote for her, while any old Vokai just won’t care and/or see her as weak. She’s GREAT for any of the old Vokai, since she’s so open and now presumably loyal, but in terms of winning? I hate to say this with such certainty, but no way it’s Karishma. One nice thing about Karishma? Her talk with Jack and Janet about her heritage. It’s actually a very honest and sweet conversation, and the pair are nothing but supportive of Karishma’s views. Gotta love that little bit of bonding we get.
Not to say that Karishma’s the only one making bonds with the old Vokai. Paralleling Marcus and Crystal on “Survivor Gabon”, Dean and Kellee find they both have a friend in common outside the game. Dean uses this as an excuse to bond, and Kellee is certainly open to it, though at this point, she’s just out weighing her options, as she should. I’d be careful if I was Dean, though. The bond of a mutual friend means very little without that friend there, as Marcus discovered in what I’d argue is the best Tribal Council of “Survivor Gabon”.
Moving back to Vokai, we see that I was slightly wrong in my prediction of “No cracks”. The alcohol has worn off now, and we see that Missy and Aaron are set on dismantling the old Lairo. Yep, sure glad to see yet ANOTHER orange tribe self-destruct. Seriously, that color’s becoming more cursed than the name “Kelly” on this show. Aaron starts things off with… his socks. Ok, not the greatest of starts, but when you’ve got socks that distinctive, you roll with them. Aaron is brave enough to wear bright purple socks with his son’s face on them. His son is apparently a big fan of the show, so it’s really sweet. With kids involved, you can bet the person he bonds with is teacher Tommy. Yes, Tommy doesn’t even have to go out of his way to make bonds with people now; they just come up to him and do it anyway. The pair agree to use each other as meat shields, though Tommy make it clear he’s still with his original tribe. Aaron working with him is just another way to ensure their success. Missy also seems on board with this plan. Odd, considering the other targets then would be Elaine and Elizabeth, who she’s aligned with, but I can see her not wanting to rock the boat this time around. Our final nail in the coffin comes from Jason, whom Aaron tells his plans too. If anyone was going to break from the old Vokai on this tribe, it’s Jason. Yet, he too is all about “Vokai Strong”. Chalk up another win for a Vokai member, folks.
I’ll give the fracturing at new Vokai this: It makes the Immunity Challenge somewhat more interesting. Like our reward challenge, this is a repeat. In this case, “Octopus’ Garden” from “Survivor Cagayan”, the challenge Luzon infamously lost when another tribe was trying to throw it. Not a bad challenge, but one that’s become overused to the point of disgust for me. At least the “pair balance beam” was cool, though.
New Lairo does better in this challenge, but that’s not saying much. Even good editing can’t change new Vokai’s inherent challenge edge, though, and so they do end up winning. As three members of the new Lairo demonstrate, old Lairo members on their tribe are at their mercy. Noura talks about how Karishma is eating out of their hands, but is a challenge sink. Janet discusses a bond she’s built with Tom, but notes that he’s too loyal to old Lairo, and would probably abandon them at the merge. And Kellee exploits her connection with Dean, telling him the target is Karishma while privately admitting that he’s too charming. The three discuss their options, and Noura praises that fact that her lack of a vote can go unnoticed with a majority this big. Of these three options, I favor keeping Karishma the most. Yes, she is a challenge sink, but she’s a LOYAL challenge sink. Now, if the other players left were loyal original Vokai, this could be a problem, but you’ve got two non-loyal targets in Dean and Tom left over. You can lose another challenge and still be ok. Even if you lose beyond that, you’ve got Jamal, who has a grudge, and Noura, who’s annoying, that you can get rid of without offending your former tribe members. Plus, losing challenges keeps them safe, since as established, old Vokai on new Vokai are in a more precarious position that old Vokai on new Lairo. The merits of the remaining old Lairo are debated as well. Do you get rid of Tom, the weaker and less loyal of the two, or Dean, the one who’s charming and good at challenges, as a threat? For my part, I’d say voting out Tom is the best move for all involved (except Tom, of course). Of the three, Tom has the weakest bond with the old Vokai, meaning eliminating him eliminates the fewest bonds. True, Dean will probably not be happy, but hey, what can you do?
So far this episode, we’ve had neither hide nor hair of Boston Rob and Sandra. The cynical might think this is because the tribe swap messed up their way of choosing who goes next, but I’d like to argue that the show knows better than that, and is pulling back on them so we don’t get overexposed. Then, of course, they have to comment on virtually EVERY SINGLE LINE this Tribal Council. Yeah, this episode has been decent overall, but this Tribal Council really goes downhill. I’ll give it credit that the mystery going in is good, but when we have to cut away from our players so much, it really breaks the connection. On top of that, the mystery I mentioned? Yeah, it doesn’t stay forever. There’s some talk of weakness and “Vokai Strong” that could hint at a Karishma boot, but then Dean goes and makes a gaffe. He talks about having personal conversations with everyone, which is good, if you’ve actually done so. If not, you risk being called out on it, and looking like a sleazy jerk in the process. Sure enough, Dean is exaggerating, and Janet calls him on it. Such blatant foreshadowing is not even funny. As if it wasn’t obvious enough that Dean is now going, Boston Rob has to literally say it to the audience.
Man, this episode was doing pretty well. I’d hate for the ending to drag it down now. CUE THE EPIC MUSIC!
Epic music and a genuine surprise may yet save things. For all that it was the least foreshadowed, old Vokai did the smart thing and sent Tom home. Of the three, I’m probably the least sorry to see him go. Guy was a good sport, and unfailingly polite, but not as interesting a character as either Dean (now that he’s got his whole “detective” thing going) or Karishma. And again, probably the smartest choice.
This episode is not going to be one of the standouts of the season, but it’s still decent. We had a good exploration of both new tribes, and some good, if mockable, moments. But plot lines we’ve seen a bunch of times before, lackluster challenges, and a still pretty bad Tribal Council just pull this one into “low end of good” territory. Even so, I’m confident the season can pull back.
That said, you’ll have to wait a bit longer than usual to find out if the next episode hits the standards of some of the earlier episodes of the season. Unfortunately, my job occasionally requires that I work weird hours, and next Thursday is one such day. I’ll still have time to watch the new episode as it airs, but need to get to sleep right after, meaning no time for immediate blogging. As always, I promise to avoid reading other’s thoughts on the episode until I type my blog, so you’ll still get my unfiltered thoughts. Just a bit later than normal. Try to contain your tears.
-Matt
Title Credit to Jean Storrs.