Yes, I am well aware that my title gives away the winner of this season. No, I don’t care. With the exception of my cast-assessment blog, I make it very clear that my blog contains spoilers, and anyone going into it should know to expect that. Besides, this episode didn’t bother indicating that any outcome other than the obvious would come up, so why should I try?
As per the Tradition of the Finale, we get a longer “Previously On…” segment than usual, to catch up anyone who just tuned in for the finale. It’s the usual long, overdramatic Probst narration, and while cheesy and melodramatic, it is so in a good way. For all that I feel Probst has been off form this season, the narration was still in its rightful place. My one complaint is how he makes out that each of the Final Four are where they are now because of their loved ones. Look, Probst, I get that you’re trying to play up the season’s twist, and I get that the loved ones must have SOMETHING of an impact, but be honest, people only come on “Survivor” for the money, that’s what’s motivating them in this case.
Starting the episode for real, we get nothing out of the ordinary. Ciera is naturally upset that she’s probably on the outs, but puts up a brave face. Partly, she’s at least hopeful that whoever shows up from Redemption Island will be able to persuade Monica where she could not, and accordingly vote Tyson and Gervase out, hopefully giving her (Ciera) a shot at the win. Leaves a lot up to luck, but Ciera’s not in much of a position to do anything else, so a good plan overall.
Monica, meanwhile, is making happy with Tyson and Gervase. Tyson, in a show of loyalty, actually lets Monica hold his immunity idol, and I just now realized how sexual this description of the situation could sound. Maybe Tyson really is having an impact on me. Let me assure you right now that everything I’ve written in this paragraph is meant to be taken literally. Monica is relieved in several sentences, but weakly admits that she might move against Tyson because of this, as he’s obviously been hiding things from her.
Our Redemption Island duelists, meanwhile, commiserate, as per usual. All except Laura, who’s simply happy to hear that Ciera won immunity. Uh, Laura, I get that she’s your daughter and all, but given that Hayden left almost as a direct result of her winning immunity, you might want to tone down the joy a little bit. Hayden then sets up the framing of Tyson, Gervase, and Monica as the “Villains” of the season, which is not unreasonable, but also kind of mean in a sense. Yes, they’ve been playing strategically, and have had their annoying and malicious moments, but none of them are really villains in the classical “Survivor” sense of the term. Still, as this season goes, they’re definitely on the “Villain” end of the spectrum.
Possibly, we’ll get more Hayden philosophy after our commercial break. By the way, HI, LACK OF AN INTRO! I’ve avoided commenting on it all season, as I did that a lot for “Survivor South Pacific” and “Survivor One World”, and also because “Survivor Philippines” and “Survivor Caramoan” redressed the balance. But I’m putting my foot down here because this is the FINALE! You ALWAYS put the full intro in the finale. It’s a reminder of just how far the game has come, and primes us for the Reunion Show, in a way. To not have it in, when you have so much time and haven’t had it in all season, is just an insult. I’ve seen the whole intro on Youtube, as well, and it’s a pretty good one. It deserves to be seen.
Oh, well. Hayden says that he thinks he’ll be able to beat “two Grandmas”, to which I must ask, Hayden, have you ever SEEN “Survivor”. Final challenges, whether Redemption or otherwise, are nearly always endurance-based, which is usually an area where women excel more than men. Plus, you’re up against pretty good physical competitors. Laura is the odds-on favorite, in my book, but you can’t count out Tina. People tend to forget, she had a great showing at the first individual immunity challenge on “Survivor The Australian Outback”, a “Stand on a small wood pole” challenge, and probably would have won had not Keith needed immunity for the good of Ogakor. She might be a force to be reckoned with.
Laura and Tina give us equally blaze speeches, and we head off to Redemption Island, to FINALLY see it off, hopefully for good this time. Sure enough, it’s an endurance challenge, a rehash of the ORIGINAL final challenge of Redemption Island, that being balancing a vase of the end of a plank with your foot. Nothing about my above predictions changes.
Surprisingly, Laura seems to struggle first. My best guess is just that she has final challenge jitters, but I really don’t know why her performance is suddenly sub-par. Still, she has a nice recovery, and Hayden is the first one out, unsurprisingly. Laura pathetically pleads with Tina to drop out, but Tina, ever the wise competitor, refuses, on the grounds that it would be stupid for Tina, particularly when Laura is showing weakness in the challenge.
Not long after, Laura falls, putting Tina back in the game. Hayden leaves with little fanfare, though I will miss him for how hard he tried, whatever situation he was in. Laura gets a tearful speech about wanting to show strength to her children by winning, and that by losing, she has therefore failed. This is really faulty logic, which Ciera thankfully points out, allowing Laura to leave with grace. For winning, Tina gets to give away the idol clue, which she wisely gives to herself, given that she probably near the bottom, and Redemption Island returnees tend to be the early targets. give her credit, though, she makes a fun show of stuffing the clue in her busom. Highlight of the episode, right there.
With Tina back, there’s a few congratulations, but we waste no time in getting to the heart of the matter, that being Tina’s attempting to better her position. Say what you will about Tina, the woman does not give up attempting to improve her situation, however hopeless. Sharing the clue with Ciera, for some reason, she begins a fruitless search for the idol. After getting the requisite “Tina is a tough mom!” speech from Ciera, the pair try a new tack: flip Monica. Tina plays tings more aggressively than Ciera has in the past, lambasting Monica fobeing unable to win over the jury unless she makes a big flip. This is correct, but also neglects the issue that if Tina gets anywhere near the jury, Tina will win. Ciera, somehow feeling that her 37 days of experience, many of which she was in danger of going home during, outweights Tina’s 82 days and one victory on “Survivor”, sees fit to correct Tina’s gameplay towards Monica as being too harsh. Now admittedly I’d normally be inclined to agree with Ciera’s style of persuasion when it comes to Monica, but Ciera, given that your tactic didn’t work last week, I think perhaps you ought to just accept a new strategy.
CHALLENGE TIME! And in one of the few instances of excitement in this finale, we actually have an original challenge. It does draw elements from the damn “House of Cards” Challenge I so despise, but by my own definition, it is original. Tribe members must stack 10 blocks horizontally on a table attached to a rope they pull. The catch is that 9 of the blocks are behind them, and they must adjust their pull strength as they move back to prevent the blocks tipping over. The first person with all 10 blocks stacked wins immunity. This is a clever challenge, utilizing different components than one usually needs on “Survivor”, and makes for an easy way to score, as well as a lot of back and forth. I suppose if I were to nitpick, I’d say that this challenge is neither very grand, nor very culturally distinctive, but as it’s original and difficult, I’ll let it slide.
A lot of exciting back and forth yields Tyson as the victor. About time. He’s billed as a challenge threat, but he hasn’t really performed as such thus far. I’ve suspected he’s doing so on purpose to make himself less threatening, but there was that little bit of doubt in my mind.
Ciera and Tina are expectedly dejected at losing, as Tyson, Gervase, and Monica are on the beach debating who should go between Ciera and Tina. Tyson, wisely wanting to curry favor, opts to let Gervase and Monica hash out what turns out to be a more contemptuous debate than one would expect at this stage. Gervase thinks Ciera should go, on the grounds that she’s made several big moves, and could therefore beat them in final tribal, whereas Monica is adamant that Tina should leave, due to likeability alone. I hate to go against Gervase, as unlike a lot of viewers, I’ve enjoyed watching him this season, but I’m afraid Monica is completely in the right. Tina is likeable, and has never had to vote anyone out. This makes her jury dynamite, and she needs to go. Gervase, in what’s an incredibly stupid move, insists on getting his way, going so far as to basically threaten Monica, and browbeat her into following his plan, thus alienating Monica from the alliance in the process.
And this scene, I think, demonstrates Gervase’s main problem this season: While he has been studying “Survivor”, he doesn’t seem to understand the jury management phase of the game. Whether you love, like, or dislike “Survivor Borneo”, you cannot deny that the social dynamics of the game were quite different. Unlike future seasons, the contestants on “Borneo” had no primer, no example to follow. This meant that it was more acceptable for big personalities to shine through, even be a little abrasive at times. It also meant that the jury voted largely based on merit, one of the few times this has ever happened on “Survivor”, though some would argue. Gervase, you will note, has not been shy about showing his bombastic personality, and even allowing it alienate people by just how blunt he can be. This is because Gervase hasn’t figured out that you can’t do that anymore. The jury now votes based mainly on likeability and how badly betrayed they were by each person, and one has to make nice to them, or else they can’t win. For some reason, Gervase hasn’t grasped this fact, and it leads to his downfall with the jury.
Back to Monica, though, we see that she’s rather fed up with Gervase, and talks with Ciera about the possibility of flipping. She informs them of Tyson’s idol, but thinks Tyson won’t play it tonight, as he thinks everyone is safe. In fact, Tyson talks about keeping it as a souvenir for Rachel. For the record, I HATE it when people talk about not playing the idol at the last Tribal Council it can be used at. I understand the desire for a souvenir, but it’s stupid gameplay. You have the ability to keep either yourself or an ally safe, thus bettering your own chances in some way, take it! It’s a risk that gains you nothing, even if it pays off!
Fortunately, Tyson does not make an idiotic move, as after a fairly bland Tribal Council, at which Monica once again whines that she’s not getting the respect she deserves as a swing vote, he gives the idol to Gervase. This is a good move, as Tyson has stated that he wants to go to the end with Monica and Gervase, but there’s danger of Monica flipping. By protecting Gervase, he guarantees that tonight’s boot (Ciera, I guess Gervase got his way) will go down as planned. His move was ultimately unnecessary, as Monica voted for Ciera as well, but a good safety net anyway.
As to Ciera’s exit, I’m surprisingly sorry to see her go. Granted, of the people getting votes, I’d rather it have been her, and I think her early game was pretty weak, but she learned, made good moves, and just became something of a fun strategist to watch. Politics aside, I look forward to her eventual return on another season.
This makes the Final Four all returnees. Well done, loved ones. Even the pathetic, underdog Fan Tribes on “Fans vs. Favorites” seasons always managed to get at least one person in the Final Four.
Morning comes, and Tina is naturally tense, as she correctly assumes that she has to win the Final Immunity Challenge to have any hope of making it to the finals. Given that the final immunity challenge is endurance, more often than not, which would play to Tina’s strengths.
First, though, Tina has to get through the “Fallen Comrades” Tribute. I always look forward to this, as it’s a nice send-off for everyone who played the game. Regardless of how good they were at the game, or how far they made it, they still went out to compete, and deserve to be honored for it. This season, it’s particularly appropriate and touching, as with family members out there, there’s a much more personal connection to people you weren’t even on a tribe with. Truly, a touching, lovable ceremony.
That’s what I’d like to say, but the producers, in their wisdom, have decided to do away with the “Fallen Comrades” Tribute this season. Smart, guys, real smart.
Please tell me you knew that was sarcasm.
To add insult to injury, our final challenge is NOT endurance, but a generic obstacle course. Joy. I’m not in the camp that EVERYTHING on “Survivor” is sacred, but I feel that things like the final immunity challenge being endurance-based are, and am naturally annoyed when they change them. Still, at least there’s no immunity advantage this time around, the water slide element kind of works for reasons I can’t explain, and a few of the obstacles are unique this season, so it’s not a TERRIBLE obstacle course. Plus, solving a puzzle to solve another puzzle for the combination lock is always fun.
Tina, being the oldest of the group, falls behind quickly. Gervase and Monica seem to be the frontrunners, Monica with a slight edge after checking Gervase on the stairs, but it’s Tyson who pulls out the victory. I would be happy for him, but in winning he pulls a dick move. A vile move. A move so evil, it earns him his “Villain” status: HE SNUBS A TINA CONGRATULATORY HUG! That woman looks like she gives the best hugs, and given that you’ve probably crushed her spirit by winning, it’s UNBELIEVABLY gracious of her. How DARE YOU, good sir?
It seems that not even losing can crush Tina’s spirit, though, as she works on Monica to try and force a tie, as revenge for Tyson’s giving the idol to Gervase (it was framed by Tina as a sign of mistrust). This is where the episode falls apart for me. While I appreciate Tina’s effort, I just don’t buy that Monica will flip, and Tyson and Gervase’s cavalier attitudes are just painful to watch. Tribal is little better, and Tina goes home with little fanfare. I must admit, though, I do miss her, to a degree. For all that I think she showed more of her dark side on this season than any other, she does seem a genuinely nice person, and as I’ve said, I love her perseverance, so in that regard, I’m sorry for her exit.
When will I ever get an exciting Day 39? There have been ones in the past, but all the ones I’ve blogged have been non-entities. They eat their breakfast, comment on their chances at Final Tribal, and then head off.
At Final Tribal, Gervase starts off affairs with an average Final Jury speech. He points out the steep learning curve he had having been out the game for 13 years, and also points out that he made many big moves in the game, even beyond Tyson, citing voting of Aras as a prime example. A decent argument, but reminding Aras that you’re why he’s out of the game might not be the best move, dude. Monica does worse, at least in my book, by saying that her goal was to get out of Brad’s shadow. She claims she did so… by never making a move in the game. Not seeing the logic here, Monica. Finally, Tyson goes with an emotional appeal about how Rachel’s exit was his driving force in the game. Maybe it’s how strategic he’s been this season, but I didn’t entirely buy it. Seemed a bit of crocodile tears to me.
Vytas is up first for the jury questions, which surprises me, as he seemed the likely candidate for “Bitter Juror” this season, and “Survivor” usually hates to play its cards early like that. But no, Vytas is quite composed, telling Tyson he won’t vote for him, on the grounds that he (Vytas) swore that if Tyson voted him off when he did, he (Vytas) would not vote for him. He then warns Monica and Gervase that he’ll be listening closely to the pair of them, and deciding who to go for from there.
Evidently Tina got to help pick the order, as Katie is up next, no doubt in an attempt to force the pairing of them that Tina so desires. Katie asks Tyson why she should vote for him, when he was kind of mean to her upon her exit. Tyson responds partly jokingly, but fields the question ok. Caleb is next up, asks Gervase what moves he made in the game, to which Gervase gives a vague answer, and asks Monica to explain a bit more about how she opened up as a person. This leads to a Monica crying scene. Don’t worry, we’ll have plenty more in a bit. Ciera is afterward, and once again wants Gervase and Monica to explain themselves. Frankly, this was generic and boring, and so I will not dwell on it. Hayden wants similar answers, which leads to another Monica crying scene. After that, we transition to ANOTHER Monica crying scene with Laura, who for once seems satisfied. If it isn’t obvious by now, I don’t consider these good persuasion. Crying maybe once at a strategic point, like Tyson did, can earn you jury votes, but doing it too often just makes you look weak in the eyes of the jury.
Our final two jurors are also our former winners. Tina is up first, with the fairly unique question of describing yourself in one word. Monica’s answer is boring, unmemorable, and has no impact on her standing, Gervase’s answer of “Honorable” probably lost him any votes, given that his actions contradict him, what with the “Voting out Aras’ angle, and Tyson’s answer of “Fun-Loving” was honest and inoffensive, probably the best way to handle things, possibly earning him a few jury votes. Aras also has a zinger of a question, asking each in turn to say who of the other two they think should win and why. Gervase and Monica both say Tyson, due to his great gameplay, while Tyson responds with Monica, as she was always the flip vote for him.
Well, with those jury performances, you might guess that Tyson would win. You would be correct. I certainly can’t begrudge him the win, guy played a good game. He’s just not one of my favorites. Good for him.
In fact, you could say that’s my opinion of the season overall: Good, but not one of my favorites. I know a lot of people are praising this season for adding new strategies we’d never seen before, having a nice, hard-working (strategy-wise) intelligent cast, and these are all true. However, I must argue the first point, as while we did get new strategy, I doubt it will impact much on the game as a whole, because it is so specific to this twist of “Survivor”. Where else will deciding how the other tribe will take your vote off have such an impact? Furthermore, a lot of the good, I think, comes from just avoiding how awful this season could have been. It avoided, by and large, the twist turning into “How many family relationships can we tear apart?”, it got rid of a lot of the annoying people no one wanted back early on (read “Colton” for “annoying people no one wanted back”), and brought something new to the game, as well as several unpredictable episodes. For me, though, these are just average things, and even though I hated the twist least here, I’m sorry, the addition of Redemption Island really drags the season down for me. Yeah, it was good, but it only seems REALLY good for having avoided it’s pitfalls early on, which is not something to be praised in my book. I wouldn’t MIND seeing the twist again, but I’d like a nice long gap beforehand. 5-10 years ought to do it. Call me a traditionalist, but I prefer a more classic “Survivor” format.
But I suppose you people want me to comment on the Reunion show. Well, it was a vast improvement from last year, I grant you that, but on the other hand, that’s not saying much. I’m happy that everyone’s up on stage this year, I like that they’re taking fan questions (even if said questions are pretty generic), and I enjoyed that Probst did a good job of talking to pretty much everybody who played, or at least getting them in the shot. With the exception of Marissa, I think everybody got to speak their piece, so that’s a plus. Also, the tribute to Tina’s son and Katie’s brother was, I though, well-timed and well-done. Since I haven’t officially expressed it, Tina and Katie, if you’re reading this blog, I’m very sorry for your loss, and wish you the best of luck in the grieving process, and in all your endeavors in the future. Also, I’m very flattered that actual contestants are reading my blog.
What I must complain about, however, are the Cochran segment and the manner of revealing the upcoming season. While this was nowhere near as bad as the “Survivor Caramoan” finale in terms of contestant cameos, I’m sorry, it just felt inappropriate and too soon. The Reunion is supposed to be about CURRENT contestants, not those who just got off an earlier season. While I admit the segment wasn’t TOO long, and was kind of funny, I’d already seen it on the internet, and took away time from the other contestants, which is NOT ok. As to the reveal, I’ve expressed my annoyance with it before, especially given how obvious the twist for the new season was after the first clue. The twist, by the way, is “Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty”, and I’m actually pretty excited for it. I’ve advocated a “Brains vs. Brawn” season for a long time, and am quite pleased to see it being realized in some sense. My one complaint is that I conceived it as another form of “All-Stars” season, and I don’t want that. We’ve had a lot of returnees lately, I’m ready for an entirely new batch.
Let’s wrap up the old batch beforehand, though, with my usual assessment of how accurate my pre-game assessment was:
Gervase: Well, he didn’t win it all, and he wasn’t as charming as I thought, but he actually had decent gameplay behind his brazen personality, and he made it almost as far as I thought, so I’ll chalk this one up as a victory.
Marissa: Pretty wrong. She wasn’t considered as much of an asset as I though, and left earlier, but at least she was about as tough as I expected.
Tina: I can’t really say I was wrong, but given that I kind of hedged my bets on Tina, I can’t say I was right either. She turned out to still be pretty tough and smart gameplay-wise, but just didn’t have the numbers on her side to win.
Katie: Wrong. While she did step up her game somewhat later, she never quite got the smarts I was hoping for, and was a target too often for me to say I was right about her. She did make it fairly far, though.
Rupert: Dead right, for once. Even sacrificed himself for his wife, he loved her so much.
Laura B.: Pretty wrong, again. She was tough, but was on the outs socially from the get-go, and never had much of a strategy of her own.
Aras: Wrong. I guess I never realized how much of a strategist he was, even beyond conflict management. If nothing else, this season I respect him more as a player, stupid mountaintop-meditating-when-you-should-be-strategizing and all.
Vytas: Oh, so very wrong! Guy was smarter and calmer than I expected, and I’m glad for it.
Candice: So wrong. Man, I’m off this season. I didn’t realize how much pre-game alliances, and being a latecomer to the group would affect perceptions of Candice. She was out early.
John: Just as I say I’m always wrong, I get one right. I slightly overestimated his time in the game, but got his play style and reason for leaving just about right.
Tyson: Wrong, obviously, since I didn’t predict his strategic dominance or ultimate victory. I stand firm with my stance on his jokes, though.
Rachel: Right. Enough said.
Laura M.: A mixed bag, here. She lasted as long as I thought, but not due to her strategy, but due to Redemption Island. Suppose that counts as a “Wrong”, but given how many of them I have already, I’m not inclined to add unnecessary ones.
Ciera: Wrong. One of the LEAST emotional people out there, she actually made it pretty far. What a pleasant surprise.
Monica: Wrong. Clearly she learned her lesson, and although whiny, her game improved for it.
Brad: Completely right. Nailed personality and time in the game. I think “Ace” from “Survivor Gabon” is an apt comparison.
Colton: Right in most cases, but I’m still surprised he wasn’t first out.
Caleb: I got his personality down, but Colton wasn’t as huge a detriment to him as I thought.
Kat: Totally wrong. Kat dug her own grave, and didn’t have a chance to pull a “Rob and Amber” (“Survivor All-Stars”).
Hayden: Closer to right, but the guy was tougher than I thought, and didn’t need a solid ally in Kat to play a good game. I wouldn’t mind seeing him back, either.
Well, I suppose that’s it. I know it’s customary for me to do a “Top 5 and Botton 5” on the final episode, but it’s late during Finals Week, and I don’t really have a good idea for a list. I could do “Hidden Immunity Idols”, but I’m sure that’ll come up at a later date. Sorry for the relative lack of content on this finale, but there just wasn’t a whole lot to say. I’ll be on hiatus for a bit, as this break between seasons seems too short to merit bonus content, but check back in a month when I post my cast assessment for “Survivor Cagayan”.
-Matt
Title Credit to Jean Storrs.