Well, with less than two weeks to go until the premier of “Survivor Cambodia”, time’s running out for the last of my pre-season content. But trust me, this is worth the wait.
As anyone who follows “Survivor” news probably knows by now, this season is being hyped up to the max. It makes sense, since it’s a season of all returnees (only the third to do so). While it is a little weird that they’re doing it AFTER a “Survivor” anniversary, I see no reason not to join in the fun. If we’re going to honor “Survivor” history, what better way to do it than by giving my personal opinions on the rankings of “Survivor” seasons, relative to each other? True, I did this back during “Survivor Caramoan”, but that was a while ago. New seasons have come out, and things have changed somewhat since then, so it seems relevant to do.
Keep in mind that these are my subjective opinions on the seasons. Most likely, something isn’t going to match up with your own personal rankings. If you’d like to let me know where I’m wrong, feel free to do so in the comments. It’s also worth noting that I don’t consider any season of “Survivor” to be “bad”, at least relative to other shows on the air. Even the worst season of “Survivor” is better than 90% of what you’d get anywhere else. Relative to each other, however, and with regards to the high bar I set for a good season of “Survivor”, some fall a bit short. With that in mind, I’m dividing my rankings into three major categories: Sub-Par Seasons, which just don’t stack up as well as others, but may still have a bit of merit; Good Seasons, which meet the bar set for “Survivor”, but don’t quite distinguish themselves enough to be the creme de la creme; and Phenomenal Seasons, which outshine all the others, and have that extra something that makes me want to see them over and over again. With our definitions clarified somewhat, let’s see what I think of each individual season.
SUB-PAR SEASONS
30. “Survivor Fiji”: While “Survivor Fiji” has many problems, it’s biggest flaw, and what puts it at the very bottom for me, can be summed up in two words: It’s BORING! Believe me, there are several seasons in this section that I have gripes with, that make me angry, but they at least make me feel something. “Survivor Fiji” was just so bland and forgettable that I can’t really say too much about it, and in my mind, that’s more damning than a season that arouses my anger. If you want more specific reasons, “Survivor Fiji” had a major problem with the cast. A vast majority of the people cast, particularly the women of this season, were just plain forgettable. I’d argue it’s due to the show recruiting ALL BUT ONE of the people on the season, but that’s neither here nor there. The season did have a few stand-outs, such as Yau-Man Chan and Andre “Dreamz” Heard, but it wasn’t enough. When the season did have stand-outs, they were, more often than not, unpleasant to watch, and that’s just not good tv. To compound these problems, the “Haves vs. Have-Nots” twist made the game all too predictable, and unlike some other game-breaking twists was not an obvious idea that needed to be tried. Compound all this with boring and/or stupid challenges, and the problems of a “generic south pacific island” aesthetic, and “Survivor Fiji” can’t go anywhere but last.
29. “Survivor Redemption Island”: You all knew this one was going near the bottom of the list. The complete and utter obvious domination of the game by one player (in this case, “Boston Rob” Mariano) made this a season that was basically going through the required motions to give the obvious winner a check. In this case, the winner was broadcast very early on, and so it was a LONG slog to the end; never a good sign. The fact that the dominance of Boston Rob was so strategically brilliant is enough to save this season from coming in dead last, but only just. And, because there aren’t enough things to dislike about this season, CBS used the time to introduce us to the “Redemption Island” twist. Basically an extended version of the “Outcast Twist” from “Survivor Pearl Islands”, Redemption Island both neutered the show in terms of dramatic vote-offs, removed one challenge per episode so we could have a watered-down “Redemption Duel”, and blatantly stacked the game in favor of those who were good at challenges, something fans of strategy didn’t want to see. But just in case the game WASN’T stacked in favor of Boston Rob, the cast apart from him and Russell Hantz was composed pretty much entirely of non-entities, or characters so over-the-top they appear to be cartoons. How they found three people to come back for future seasons is a mystery to me. In any case, while it can be a good study in strategy, “Survivor Redemption Island” is in no way fun to watch, and just had too much going against it to get higher than this.
28. “Survivor One World”: “Survivor One World” shares the same fundamental flaw that “Survivor Redemption Island” does, in and of that it was clearly broadcast early on that one person was going to win, and so the rest of the season just seemed to be going through the motions. Part of what saves “Survivor One World”, though, is that the person in question is Kim Spradlin, a new player as opposed to someone we’d already seen three times already. This novelty makes it slightly better than “Survivor Redemption Island”, but only slightly. By and large, the cast of this season had the same non-entity feel about it as discussed earlier, but with the few stand-outs being less over the top than “Survivor Redemption Island”. This is both blessing, in and of that this meant fewer annoyances, but also makes the cast even more generic. But lest we forget, this was the season that introduced us to Colton Cumbie, a whiny, racist human being who was a terrible strategist and no fun to watch. Though he was only in it for six episodes, his mere PRESENCE drags the season down a great deal, and it didn’t have a lot going for it to begin with. The major twist of this season, with both tribes living together on one beach, I think is actually a good idea, but flopped due to the terrible cast, and with nothing else to stand out about it, “Survivor One World” just flops as a whole.
27. “Survivor Samoa”: The one thing most people love about this season is the one thing I hate the most about it: Russell Hantz. A narcissistic, sexist, disgusting human being, Russell Hantz is the flaw in “Survivor Samoa”. The season is about him and him alone. Once again, it’s very clear from the beginning that Russell Hantz is the big name of the season, and everyone else is, at best, a backup singer. The few people who tried to stand out were charicatures of charicatures, and more ridiculous than interesting. The location and twists of this season were bland and forgettable, meaning apart from the near death of Russell Swan, only Russell Hantz can carry the season, and he’s just not that fun to watch. In hindsight, the finale of “Survivor Samoa” is hilarious, but it just isn’t enough to put up with a predictable season of Russell Hantz.
26. “Survivor Nicaragua”: I can’t in good faith call “Survivor Nicaragua” a good season, but it does have some ups. While the cast was largely filled either with generic players or just plain awful people, it did also give us good, fun strategists in Marty Piombo and Brenda Lowe, and to a lesser extent Holly Hoffman. Sadly, their presence is overridden by the quitting of Na’Onka Mixon and “Purple Kelly”, the former of whom seemed to set out to win the “Most Awful Human Being in Existence” Award, though I will say that I think the editing did her no favors, and made her seem somewhat worse than she was. The “Old vs. Young” twist, while a dismal, predictable flop, was a fairly obvious idea that at least needed to be tried once. Sad to say, the “Medallion of Power” does not fall into the same category, and needs to be forgotten. I think “Survivor Nicaragua” had some potential, but between who dominated the cast, and how the twists turned out, it just all fell apart into a mess.
25. “Survivor Worlds Apart”: I almost put this season in the “Average Seasons” category, since we did have a somewhat exciting finish, and some good strategizing towards the end. Sadly, what dominates this season is the awful behavior of various contestants, notably Will Sims II and Dan Foley, and that just cannot be condoned. This season was also hurt by a seeming general apathy from the cast as a whole towards strategizing, a few even taking the “moral high ground” against the game. This seemed to insult people who liked the show, and enjoyed the strategy of it, which was off-putting. While not a season-ruiner, the “Collars” division of tribes was brought to the forefront, when it should really have been a garnish to what was there. As such, the whole thing felt gimmicky and forced, only adding to this season’s litany of problems. Like I said, there’s good stuff here, but the bad is just what jumps to mind, and I don’t want to see it again.
AVERAGE SEASONS
24. “Survivor Thailand”: A lot of people, particularly Jeff Probst, like to put this season at the bottom of their lists, since it too had a fair number of unpleasant people on it. Certainly the “grindgate” incident is fairly damning, and I’d be lying if said that that particular event was not a stain on “Survivor” history. However, I think people underestimate this season. It had a fantastic location, some innovative challenges, and a large number of good twists. While some twists were flat-out misses, such as the “mutiny” twist first tried here, most of them worked pretty well. I liked the idea of choosing one’s starting beach, each with its own advantages and disadvantages, and let us not forget the merge fake-out that this season gave us. Whether it was a cheap move by production or not, it cannot be denied that it was hilarious to watch. On top of all these, this is really an example of what we might call “Classic ‘Survivor’”, which gives it an edge over the seasons beneath it. Yeah, the cast could have been better, and I will say this is one of the worst final twos ever in the show’s history, but we had some good people who lasted a while, and if nothing else, “Survivor Thailand” can be viewed as a travelogue with some random weird people in it.
23. “Survivor San Juan del Sur”: The only other season that could be called “boring” or “forgettable”, “Survivor San Juan del Sur” is saved by having few annoying characters, and some decent strategic talk mixed in with the boredom, if you knew where to look. True, most of the people on this season over-hyped themselves, and the reusing of the “Blood vs. Water” twist reeked of desperation. Bringing back Exile Island was a nice touch, but casting people to a theme, instead of pulling a theme from the cast, is not a good way to make a season. On top of that, a lot of the more interesting people were gone right after the merge, meaning that the back half of the season just felt wanting. It did come back strong in the finish, and there’s not a whole lot to hate about the season itself, but it’s just too weak to put any higher.
22. “Survivor South Pacific”: Here’s a season I have a personal love for, but can’t put higher on the list. Basically a carbon copy of “Survivor Redemption Island”, this season brought back nearly everything that made “Survivor Redemption Island” awful. The “Redemption Island” twist? Check. Returnees who we didn’t need to see? Check. Lackluster challenges and location? Check. And if you thought Redemptions Island was stacking the deck for Boston Rob, this season had Oscar “Ozzy” Lusth, challenge beast, on it, basically ensuring that Ozzy would stick around until the very end. What this season DOESN”t bring in from “Survivor Redemption Island” is the predictable winner and the lackluster cast. While it still had its share of duds, “Survivor South Pacific” gave us a few good characters, notably John Cochran and Dawn Meehan, and a winner who was actually something of a surprise. It’s a little more obvious on rewatch, but it’s still fun to see her journey, even knowing the outcome. Granted, this season does have a fairly predictable Pagonging, and also gave us Brandon Hantz. It’s still a fun season, just having to overcome a lot of obstacles that didn’t need to be there.
21. “Survivor The Australian Outback”: Even having a dramatic location and being a classic season of “Survivor” doesn’t make up for the fact that this season is just plain BORING in the back half. Don’t get me wrong, we had some good moments in the first five episodes, Mike Skupin falling in the fire is a fantastic dramatic moment, and even the merge episode had some good strategizing. But after that, things just became a very bland slog to the end. We thankfully had some starvation and natural disasters to help keep the episodes exciting, but take that away, and there’s very little substance to the back half of this season. Don’t get we wrong, the early days are still amazing, but as someone with little to no nostalgia value for the season, the back half is just hard to forgive.
20. “Survivor Exile Island”: This could easily have turned into a gimmicky season, and in a way it still was, but that’s actually a credit to the season. The twists of Exile Island and the Hidden Immunity Idol added a lot of excitement to what might otherwise have been just a standard season. We had a fair number of big characters and good strategists, but they didn’t really come out of the woodwork until the merge, meaning this season had a rough start. The twists save it, but it’s still a long way to go to get to the good stuff, lowering this season down in the rankings. Still, the good stuff is worth waiting for with both wacky (if occasionally annoying) characters who are colorful and memorable, and some fairly interesting strategy talk. Plus, Terry Deitz’s underdog story is as good television as you could hope for, so there’s a plus. The voodoo theme, though a bit overdone, helps make this season less generic, though the challenges are nothing special. This season has many good qualities, mostly in the cast, it just takes a while to get to them.
19. “Survivor Marquesas”: Though it should be acknowledged for its historical and strategic significance, on the whole “Survivor Marquesas” is little to write home about. It’s a generic south pacific island if ever there was one, and while the challenges are more creative than you might expect, they still don’t amaze. The big problem, though, is that the characters at the merge, by and large, are boring. Oh sure, you have a few interesting people like Sean Rector and Kathy Vavrick-O’Brien, and they make it far, but the vast majority of the merge players just aren’t memorable enough. There’s a lot of great strategy here, with the first “Totem Pole Shake-Up” and just a general shifting of alliances, and it does keep the series interesting all the way through. I just wish that it was perpetrated largely by people I could really care about.
18. “Survivor Cook Islands”: This is another season that’s more strategic than character-based, and it once again suffers from it early on. “Survivor Cook Islands” was another theme-cast season, dividing the tribes by race, which brought out a bit of interesting commentary, but mainly just seemed like a cringe-worthy move by the producers, and meant we got a lot of duds to fit the racial balance. The characters we do have shine through a bit more than in other seasons, and following the “mutiny” twist in the one time it actually worked well, we had a great underdog story that carried through to a good resolution. Add onto that a more memorable theme than some locations and a great finals matchup between Ozzy and Yul Kwon (Becky Lee was really a non-entity here), and you’ve got a season that can be agreed upon as being “pretty good” overall.
17. “Survivor All-Stars”: If I were going on pure fanboy nerdiness, this would be the season for me. While we’ve had other “Tribute Seasons” paying homage to “Survivor”, this one really pulled out all the stops. Everywhere in this season, there are references, homages, celebrations of “Survivor” history! What more could you ask for? Well, in this case, a season that stands well on its own. The sad fact is that, take away the gimmicks of historical tributes and returning castaways, this was a season that was actually pretty boring. The strategy, which a few exceptions, was a fairly predictable affair, with the dominant tribe taking out the losing tribe at the merge, with little variation, and it just came down to which sub-alliance would come out on top. Sadly, it was the one we were all predicting, and it made for a lackluster finale. What stand-out moments we did get were fairly unpleasant, since this season got personal to the point of just being hard to watch. As a tribute to seasons past, “Survivor All-Stars” needs to be commemorated, but as a season on its own, which hardly unmemorable, it has some major issues. Plus: WORST. WINNER. EVER.
16. “Survivor China”: A season I’ve come to respect more with age, “Survivor China” is a fun watch the first time, but a fascinating watch the second time. There was a LOT of subtle strategy on this season, which is part of why its moved up in my estimation, but still enough blatant strategy that it doesn’t require a rewatch to be enjoyed. True, we did once again have a fairly predictable winner, but for once, the Final Tribal Council was not a runaway landslide for the winer, and a few shake-ups in the vote post-merge kept things interesting. “Survivor China” had very few duds in it, and while there were a few characters who were annoying (Courtney Yates), by and large, we had an exciting and memorable group this time around. Top all that off with a unique location and theme, plus some fun little cultural touches, and “Survivor China” becomes one of the most underrated good seasons.
15. “Survivor Heroes vs. Villains”: I’m sure a lot of you are upset that this season isn’t near #1 on the list, but I stand by the fact that “Survivor Heroes vs. Villains” is not as good as you remember it. True, it was a tribute season, but it played things a lot more subtly than “Survivor All-Stars”, and stands very well on its own, even without that draw. Certainly, the pre-merge area was exciting, seeing how tribe politics developed. But once J.T. left, even though there were a few shake-ups in the boot order again, it became very clear that this was the Villains’ season. Given that most of the Villains were unlikeable to a certain degree, this was not a fun outcome. We did get the rise of a great winner, but another season full of Russell Hantz, particularly right after the last one, was not a fun experience. On top of that, while this season did have a lot of exciting and unexpected stupid moves, they’re just too stupid for my taste. Were I of a conspiracy theory bent, I would say that these were the result of the producers stacking things in favor of Russell. As it stands, it’s just too much stupidity for me. I respect this season for it’s good points, but it’s not quite what everyone remembers it to be.
14. “Survivor Caramoan”: All right, put down the torches and pitchforks, I can see them from here! Like I said, it’s my list, and I think “Survivor Caramoan”, as a whole, is a strong season. Did we get a lot of unlikeable characters? Sure. Is the beginning of the season, apart from the first episode, a slog? Certainly. But that back half, man, you can’t knock the back half. We had people making moves that ought not to work, but do, and on a regular basis. Unlike some other seasons, though, these moves come not from a place of stupidity, but from a place of strategy, which is far more entertaining in my book. Seriously, I get that it’s hard to sit through the beginning, but man is it worth it! This is a post-merge situation where something interesting is happening literally every episode. It gives us a great winner who isn’t entirely predictable, has its fair share of epic challenges, and gives some formerly maligned players new respect. Yeah, the people on the “Fans” side of things could have been stronger, and that reunion show was a travesty, but I think it would also be a travesty to put this season any lower. The post-merge game is just that strong.
13. “Survivor Blood vs. Water”: Despite having the stigma of the “Redemption Island” twist, “Survivor Blood vs. Water” manages to be a very good season, but not for the reasons I usually give. No, this season may be one of the most interpersonally interesting seasons to date. It was a bold move to bring on related people to “Survivor”, and as we saw with “Survivor San Juan del Sur”, it could easily backfire. This is where returning castaways get used well, as they make it more likely that, even if a twist does go awry, the season won’t necessarily be a flop. But it wasn’t a flop, and the new dynamic of playing with loved ones both changed up strategy in new and interesting ways, and gave us some of the most touching moments the show’s ever had, while simultaneously avoiding any awkward family-ruining moments, by and large. And don’t think it was just the returnees that made this a good season. No, their loved ones came to play, and gave us many of the best moments of the season. While the winner was once again pretty clearly broadcast from an early date, this time there were actual credible threats to the dominant alliance, and a number of times it almost got overthrown. That, right there, is exciting. Add some fun challenges onto that, and it’s hard to find fault with this season. Why doesn’t this become a “Phenomenal Season”, then? A few reasons. First off, Colton. While I am happy that we got Caleb Bankston out of the deal, we just didn’t need to see Colton again. True, his time there was short, and he got humiliated, but that doesn’t help matter. Second, the “Redemption Island” twist. While I maintain that this was the best iteration of said twist, that’s like saying a lunch of a broccoli and peanut butter sandwich is made better with the addition of a chocolate chip cookie. The cookie is nice, but it doesn’t change the fact that that sandwich is awful. But the most damning factor for this season is that, for me, a lot of it blends together. Sure, it had its share of stand-out moments, but it’s often hard for me to distinguish one episode from another, or remember to boot order accurately, which puts it just out of “phenomenal” range. Those interpersonal moments, though. Those deserve all the respect in the world.
PHENOMENAL SEASONS
12. “Survivor Gabon”: Even though “Survivor Gabon” holds a special place in my heart and always will, I’ll admit in recent years I’ve come to see some of the spots of the season. There’s a lot to like about it, but there are also a lot of dead spaces, particularly in the early parts of the game. Still, a strong finish is better than a strong start for me, and this season finished strong. True, it is a bit annoying how the failure of the Fang tribe was so clearly broadcast, thus taking away suspense for the audience, but again, this was a season all about the post-merge, not the pre-merge. This was the season of the underdog. We were given a lot of people early on who seemed set to take control of the game, making for a bland season. In a twist, however, those people were overthrown by the underdog players, who were themselves later overthrown! As you can tell, a very shake-up heavy season, and all the better for it, in my opinion. I’ve heard some people say that the cast, particularly Randy Bailey and Corinne Kaplan, but they didn’t bother me. They seemed more like engaging misanthropes than genuinely awful people, and their commentary made the season a laugh riot. Plus, a unique location and good challenges. Other people’s criticisms aren’t without merit, but I think they miss the good points of this season. We got a lot of interesting shakeups, particularly later on, a fair number of good characters, and a fun, non-obvious winner.
11. “Survivor Philippines”: A bit of an odd duck for the “Phenomenal Seasons” section as I’ve said before and will say again that “Survivor Philippines”, which a good, consistent season, doesn’t stand out much. Once again, it’s a case of rewatch making everything better. There’s a lot of good background material that makes the season better, and it helps that most of the strong people make the merge. That’s what really puts it up there, though: the merge people, particularly the endgame. Looking back at all the seasons, it’s rare that I don’t have at least one finalist to root against, but I liked pretty much everyone this season at the end, which ups it a lot. True, it does nothing spectacularly right, but even the best seasons have one or two mistakes. If nothing else, “Survivor Philippines” must be acknowledged for doing nothing wrong, and having a lot of smart gameplay within it.
10. “Survivor Palau”: Another rarity on this list: a season that does not benefit from rewatch. “Survivor Palau” is best described as a spectacle. It had a lot of things we’d never seen before as an audience, a really distinctive aesthetic style, and many over-the-top characters and arguments. Plus, some of the best challenges of the show ever. My beef with “Survivor Palau” is that, while it does have strategic game to enjoy, it’s pushed back in favor of the spectacle, which does not sit well with me. Plus, the overemotionally at the end gets a bit grating. Still, one can’t take one’s eyes off the spectacle, and so “Survivor Palau”deserves credit for that.
9. “Survivor Borneo”: Having no nostalgia goggles where “Survivor Borneo” is concerned, I see it as more of an interesting case study than an actual season of the show. “Survivor Borneo” is a very different season, which is both an advantage and a disadvantage. It lands this high on the list because of its historical significance, and because it has things you’re not going to see anywhere else, such as people dawning on the idea of strategy only partway through the game, and a focus more on interpersonal interaction than any other season, save perhaps “Survivor Blood vs. Water”. Sadly, these differences are not always good. There’s a fair amount of whining about morality, which I can’t stand, and “Survivor Borneo” can be hard to follow, since the strategic game was not the forefront of the show. I can’t deny that “Survivor Borneo” is an engaging watch, but it’s just too different, and not always in a good way, to put any higher.
8. “Survivor Tocantins”: “Survivor Tocantins” is a season that, at first glance, isn’t very special, but gets better and better every time you go through it. Unspectacular apart from location (no real interesting challenges or twists), “Survivor Tocantins” has a very fascinating strategic game. We get an underdog tribe coming back to win everything, but it wasn’t blatantly set up that way. Plus, due to a slow start for them, you really got to see how things all came together to get the Jalapao 3 an edge. True, this season had its share of uninteresting or annoying characters, but most of the people there were pretty nice people, and the bond between J.T. and Stephen Feshbach that permeates this season really makes for an enjoyable watch. If only for those two, this is a great season.
7. “Survivor The Amazon”: Often called “The Season that Invented Modern ‘Survivor’”, “Survivor The Amazon” earns its title well. This season was vastly unpredictable, start to finish, and created a lot of big names in a unique location. I’ve never been a big fan of the winner, but on rewatch, I can respect her game more than before. Really, the only strike against this season is that the “Young Men are Horny” theme, while occasionally funny, was overplayed. It got annoying really fast. Thankfully, this season had a good mix of both humor and strategy, so it’s still good, just not as good as it otherwise might have been.
6. “Survivor Vanuatu”: I’ve complained before about seasons with just strategists sometimes being boring, but if you want to see it done right, watch “Survivor Vanuatu”. This was a season with very few big characters, and not a lot remarkable in either the twist or aesthetic department (though a few fun challenges and cultural tidbits were thrown in there). What this season did have, though, was intelligence. We really got to see some of the best minds going at it, and while they weren’t the biggest characters of the show, they also seemed like nice people while doing it. That’s quite a rarity in and of itself. What really sets this season apart, though, is the comeback by the winner. Were it not for the victory of Chris Daugherty, down 6-1, this season would not be so high. As it is, watching with that journey in mind, this is a fantastic season, and a great study in general “Survivor” strategy.
5. “Survivor Africa”: If you want to talk unique locations and good challenges, you want to talk “Survivor Africa”. Even if the cast had been duds, this was still going to be a memorable season for location alone. Once again, though, we got the best of all possible worlds. This season gave us a lot of big characters and interpersonal drama, which did go a bit overboard once or twice, but was largely just fun television. Here, in my opinion, is where the strategic game really started to take off. This season gave us some new ideas, such as throwing a challenge and flipping (ineffectively) against your original numbers. With a largely likable cast behind these factors, “Survivor Africa”, in my opinion, blends the best of both old school and new school “Survivor”, keeping in both the strategic and personal elements, while not descending into parody.
4. “Survivor Guatemala”: Now, HERE’S where my nostalgia goggles show up. “Survivor Guatemala” was the first season I saw that I really appreciated, and I still hold that it has value. It’s got some good twists, challenges, and stands out as a location, and while the cast had some grumps in it, I largely found them to be entertaining grumps. Plus, again, good strategy with a lot of shake-ups, and an overall likable group. Frankly, it’s a travesty that no one from this season has ever been brought back again.
3. “Survivor Cagayan”: One of the most recent marvels in “Survivor” history. What most people have pointed to as this season’s greatest strength, which is true, is that most everyone on this season came to play. However good or bad they were at playing, they all came to play. On top of this, with few exceptions, most everyone was a character, as well as a strategist, meaning this season had something for everyone. The “Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty” start worked well to distinguish this season from others, but was not pushed on us so much that it became intrusive. True, not every twist hit the mark, and Tony Vlachos is not the most likable winner, but the good of the strategy and the character’s memorable moments outweighs the bad. “Survivor Cagayan” stands up there with the greatest of seasons.
2. “Survivor Pearl Islands”: Talk about a season with more iconic moments than any other. While maybe not the MOST strategic season ever, this one still had its moments strategically, and several good comeuppance points. But the players, man! Apart from perhaps “Survivor Borneo”, this may be the most recognizable group to ever play, and for good reason. Nary a dud among them, this season just exudes fun from every pore, while still having enough strategy to be taken seriously. While the Outcast Twist and Jonny Fairplay were not the best elements to have, they’re both outweighed by the good, and in the case of the former, was an obvious idea that had to be tried at least once.
“Survivor Micronesia”: This one tops the list for being, in my eyes, the most unpredictable season to date. The winner was never clearly broadcast, and while stated plans usually happened, they were so illogical that you couldn’t believe they’d work. This season played its cards close to the chest, and it works well, throwing both the audience as well as the players for a loop. Plus, great challenges, some delightfully stupid moments, and a lot of big characters on both sides. Just an enjoyable romp with some of the best strategy the show’s ever had, and well deserving of the #1 spot for its unpredictability.
And there you have the rankings. Hopefully you found them enjoyable. Well, this was a long blog, and I need rest before “Survivor Cambodia” starts. Where will it fall? tune in on September 23rd and find out! “Idol Speculation” will be there, covering it all.
-Matt
Title Credit to Jean Storrs.