In my last blog, I said that “Survivor Philippines” was the start of what gets often called the best 4-season run in the show’s history, and if you look online, you’ll find no shortage of people repeating that claim. However, if one WERE to find a season to take exception to that title, then Caramoan would be the main contender. In a rare reversal for seasons, which are generally either considered good at the start and good at the end, or good at the start but then falter, this is a season that was HATED at the start, yet, when all was said and done, people were pretty ok with it, if not feeling fantastic about the whole thing. So, how did this come about, and is there any truth in it? Well, you’re going to need to read my meticulous analysis to find out! Or, you know, watch the season and judge for yourself.
If you’ve chosen to do the former, be forewarned that I write these blogs assuming that my readers have already seen the season, and want it dissected in detail. If you are not one of those people, and you don’t want the season spoiled for you, I encourage you to stop reading now, and scroll down to the “Abstract” section at the bottom of this page. This is a general spoiler-free recommendation of the season, which should hopefully suit your needs. For the rest of us, let us begin.
CAST
This is a season where it’s hard to talk so much about individual people or events in each section, as one is inclined to talk about the overarching themes of the season. Still, this means there will be ample time to go over such things in the “Overall” section. As it stands, though, we do have some individual characters to talk about, and none more so than our old friend, John Cochran (“Survivor South Pacific”). Not content with being arguably the main breakout character from his initial season, Cochran proceeded to become the breakout character of his second run, primarily by bringing us what he’d promised us on his initial outing. If you’ll recall, during “Survivor South Pacific”, Cochran was touted as the ultimate “Survivor” nerd, the guy who knew the game inside and out. Naturally, everyone went on to conclude that this guy would be a master strategist, running the game for the glory of the “Survivor” nerd. Instead, Cochran turned out more like your stereotypical tv nerd: awkward and pathetic with few redeeming qualities. He was somewhat self-deprecating which saved him in the humor department, but in terms of what was promised, it was a big disappointment. In many ways, this season was a mirror-universe for Cochran. He had the foresight to take tutelage from past “Survivor” winners (notably Yul Kwon of “Survivor Cook Islands”), and actually was the main strategist of the season. Watching Cochran work behind the scenes, seeing his every move get planned out and executed in excruciating detail, was quite gratifying, even if you weren’t the biggest Cochran fan. For my part, it was gratifying to see just how much Cochran had grown from his first outing, as well as somewhat getting to play the game vicariously through a fellow nerd. However, from my perspective, this was also a double-edged sword. Cochran, not unfairly, lost the underdog status that had helped make him endearing on “Survivor South Pacific”, and while some of his self-deprecating tendencies were still there (note his joking about his horrible sunburn during the first episode), but a lot more of his humor turned against his fellow competitors. This in and of itself is not a bad thing, but Cochran has a very caustic wit, and turned on others, it often came off as mean-spirited and unnecessary. Frankly, while Cochran improved his strategy by leaps and bounds, it makes him harder to like in the process. So, all in all, Cochran is kind of a mixed bag for me as the start of the show. I tend to fall more on the “liking him” side, since I watch the show more for strategy than for character moments, but Cochran doesn’t make it easy.
More easy to love is the return of last-season’s fan-favorite, Malcolm Freberg. Yes, if anything, this is where the Malcolm zeitgeist reached it’s peak. I mean, Malcolm was beloved on “Survivor Philippines”, there’s no question, but this season, you had people CRYING, I mean, big bawling sobs, at his exit. That is fan love that is hard to come by. And Malcolm definitely earned it, bringing a lot more of the same stuff that had made him loved the first time around. He still had a pretty good strategic mind, was good in challenge, and could give a hell of a confessional. I’d say that Malcolm seemed somewhat diminished compared to his first season, but given that the man was having to play back-to-back seasons, it’s understandable. Plus, it’s hard to top some of the confessionals he had on “Survivor Philippines”. Everybody only gets one confessional as good as “Abi-Maria has all the social grace of a Mack truck.” And, as I’ll discuss more in the “Overall” section, Malcolm had the unfortunate problem of being overshadowed by larger, more obnoxious characters early on, but even then, the love for Malcolm was still there, and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy him as well. While not as successful as his first time around, the man brought what he’d given us before, and as it was good, I was delighted to see it again. He provided some good color commentary, and helped prevent the eventual prevalent alliance from being too one-sided.
But who, you might ask, could overshadow the great Malcolm Freberg? The answer, my friends, is unfortunately one Phillip “Special Agent?” Sheppard of “Survivor Redemption Island”. A man only Jeff Probst wanted to see again, but since Jeff is an executive producer on the show, that’s what he got. I’ll give him this: Phillip was a big character for the season. It was just a character we cared NOT to see. Granted, Phillip did drop SOME of his annoying quirks from his first outing. Great-Grandpa Jessum was fortunately absent from the season, and the gorilla and lion tattoos barely got mentioned. Unfortunately, we had the new annoyance of “Stealth-R-Us”, Phillip’s alliance that he insisted on promoting every episode. Folks, I’m not sure it’s possible to make this stuff up. The man basically turned everyone on his tribe into a faux spy organization, and gave everyone stupid nicknames. And if you think that might have been cute for a little while, bear in mind that this is Phillip Sheppard we’re talking about, the man who will not be silenced. Every episode it was minutes on end of “Stealth-R-Us” and how it was coming. If it was at ALL funny, it wore out its welcome incredibly fast, to the point where everyone was screaming to get Phillip off their screens, especially since he still had some social faux-pas up his sleeve (diving into a reward swimming pool naked, for example). What’s worse is that Phillip was pretty much the ONLY game for the first several episodes of the season. Not to say that other people weren’t playing, but they quickly realized that the smart way to play would be to let Phillip have his way, keep the target on his back, and easily make the merge as a result. Smart play, but not fun to watch for those of us who were sick of Phillip. There’s more to why this season is considered the weakest between “Survivor Philippines” and “Survivor Cagayan”, but Phillip is the annoying poster boy for the whole thing.
Phillip was not alone in his “annoying character”-ness, though. No, we also had to add Brandon Hantz (“Survivor South Pacific”) to the mix. If Phillip wasn’t talking about how great “Stealth-R-Us” was, he was verbally sparring with Brandon, the most vocal opponent to the alliance. Now, if “Stealth-R-Us” was hated, you’d think that Brandon, being the main critic of the alliance, would be a beloved audience favorite. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you poor naive fools! No, Brandon fought stupid with stupid, being just as ignorant and short-sighted as Phillip was. On top of all this, Brandon was a very inconsistent player, talking of sabotage one minute, and calming down to be a good little boy the next. This got old and frustrating really fast, both for myself and the rest of the audience. Brandon’s instability would pay off in the end, but in then it was more painful than entertaining. Plus, their arguments often devolved into imagined slights against each other, which again, got old real fast. In a big confrontation between two people on this show, you want to have a side to root for, or at least have both sides be reasonable enough for a debate to be compelling. Here, we HATED both sides, and neither side made any sense! How quaint! The best thing that could be said about Brandon is that he didn’t overstay his welcome quite as much as Phillip did, and even that’s a very slight positive in his corner.
Then, there’s Dawn Meehan (“Survivor South Pacific”). Hoo boy, this is a hard one to talk about. While not as big a character as Malcolm or Cochran in this regard, Dawn was initially another respite from the insanity of Phillip Sheppard. She talked good strategy with Cochran, had a nice “toughening up” arc, and was arguably the most universally likable person at the beginning of the season. However, time was not calm do Dawn. Despite working hard to correct her strategic mistakes from her first outing, her emotional mistakes kept getting the better of her. Dawn is a very emotional person, and one of the few criticisms of her was that she cried too much her first time out. Dawn won favor from the fans by swearing she would cry less this time around. She then pretty much immediately LOST favor with the fans by crying a whole lot, often over things that weren’t a huge deal, such as losing some false teeth in the watering hole, which Brenda Lowe (of “Survivor Nicaragua”, who made SO little impact on the season that she got dubbed “Purple Brenda” by the fans) had to fish out for her. Sadly, this emotionality of Dawn’s overshadowed her character, which in my book is a real disappointment. When you look beyond Dawn just being the woman who cried a lot, she played a smart game, formed good social bonds, and made it to the end despite all her emotional setbacks. She’s actually a smart, really compelling character. And yet, all everyone focusses on is how emotional she was. The harassment of her online even got to the point where Dawn quit twitter, which I have to say is really low, guys. Yeah, she’s a bit on the weepy side, but she’s no Phillip or Brandon. Save it for those who deserve it more. Dawn’s one of the better characters on the season, and needs more love, both in and out of the game.
Now, this is a “Fans vs. Favorites” season, and you’ll notice that I’ve only talked about people from the “Favorites” side so far. From this, you might conclude that the “Fans” are a non-entity this season. And you’d largely be right. However, you would not be completely right. Sadly, this is the season that gave us Shamar Thomas. Evidently deciding that ONE Phillip Sheppard was not good enough, we had to get two of them! Shamar was loud, obnoxious, nonsensical, and dominated the screen for the episodes he was on. Like Phillip, he was no fun to watch, and took precious time away from the stuff we were actually interested in. I know this is kind of a short paragraph, but there’s only so many ways I can say “Everyone found this character annoying.”, and since we’ve trod that ground with Phillip and Brandon already, I’d basically be repeating myself. Suffice to add that, if SHAMAR is the only truly memorable fan to come out of this season, things are not looking good.
Before I move on to talking about the people who were big at the time, there are a couple of others who fans might say I ought to bring up as still being big characters today. I’ve neglected to talk about our two other “Survivor Redemption Island” returnees, Francesca Hogi and Andrea Boehlke. The former I’m not talking about here because, while she is talked about still to this day, it’s more for her manner of elimination than about her herself, and for characters like that, I traditionally save talking about them for the “Twists” section of the blog. As for the latter, while she did show herself to have some decent strategic chops to back up her claims from her first time out, my personal experience says that you don’t hear people talking about “How good Andrea was” when talking about this season. Maybe she was just overshadowed by Cochran, but while she did improve, I don’t think it was that great an improvement, and I don’t think she’s talked about enough to merit further mention here. There’s also the other fan people point to as a good one: Reynold Toepfer. Many columnists, particularly Stephen Feshbach (“Survivor Tocantins”), talk about how good he was at strategy, and how he’s underrated, since he isn’t talked about today. For my part, I don’t see it. The man was a generic schmoozer who apart from some idol hunting, did absolutely nothing, and just let himself get played entirely by Malcolm. It makes me like MALCOLM a lot more, but Reynold? Nothing going for him.
I suppose I should also quickly mention the paradoxical Julia Landauer, another of the fans. I say “paraodxical” as she’s well-remembered, but for bringing NOTHING to the table. Cochran described her as “An insult to vanilla.” in terms of personality, and while I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for her (ok, a crush), I can’t deny that there’s truth to this claim. Julia made it DECENTLY far into the game, but gave us practically no entertainment, and as a result is the butt of many a joke. Harsh though it is, I really can’t deny the humor there. Plus, it once AGAIN shows the weakness on the fan side of things if one of your most memorable people is remembered precisely BECAUSE they had nothing to be remembered for.
Moving on to those who were characters at the time, but who have since faded into obscurity, here’s where we get to the good fans. First up, we have Sherri Beithman, who at the start seemed like she might be the fan’s saving grace. True, she was a major part of the reason that Shamar stuck around for so long, and for that she must be disgraced, but she WAS quite the smart cookie, and pretty well ran the table of the Gota tribe (where the fans were) before the swap, no small feat. Unfortunately, Sherri’s dive into obscurity is justified. I’d complain if she’d kept up her strategic prowess throughout the season, but once the swap happened, followed by the merge, Sherri became a generic follower. True, she holds the record for “Best Finish by a Fan”, but she did it by fading into the background and being a loyal number. I understand that circumstances had a lot to do with it, and I don’t think Sherri is stupid by any means, but apart from those first four episodes, she got what she deserved. Plus: WORST FINAL TRIBAL COUNCIL PERFORMANCE EVER! We also got the duo of Michael Snow and Matt Bischoff, a likable alliance who had some good strategic thoughts in the game, but whose early exits prevented them from doing anything that might have impacted the season, thereby guaranteeing their obscurity. Still, they were the most universally beloved of the fans, which is saying something, and given time to make an impact, they could have been really great. Our only favorite who’s faded back into semi-obscurity (I don’t think it’s possible for a returning player to COMPLETELY fade into obscurity, due to the exposure they receive) would be Corinne Kaplan. Working as Malcolm’s alliance partner, Corinne was basically a less-likable version of the Michael and Matt dynamic. She was smart, but got caught in the crossfire between the power players. She gave us some snarky comments, and was entertaining, but compared to the overpowering screen-hog that is Phillip Sheppard, she just doesn’t stand out as much over time.
Yeah, objectively this was not a really great cast. Apart from Malcolm and perhaps Cochran, no one is both universally loved and remembered. On top of that, the fans contributed NOTHING to the overall season, making for a very one-sided sweep, which was no fun to watch. Add onto that a number of people, even amongst the returnees who made absolutely NO impact, and you’ve got a cast that should be ripe for hating. I say SHOULD because while the cast is weak, I can’t dismiss it entirely. Similar to “Survivor Philippines”, while the cast as a whole may not have been all that spectacular, by and large the people who made it deep in the game were the people we liked. It’s not as universal as “Survivor Philippines” in this regard, and will get a lower score in this section as a result, but the few likable characters I would say were MORE well-liked that the liked characters on “Survivor Philippines”, so that’s a plus. I guess to sum up, Caramoan’s cast is a negatively skewed mixed-bag, but the positives are so good in and of themselves that you have to inflate the score a little bit.
Score: 5 out of 10.
CHALLENGES
Caramoan really didn’t know if it wanted to try new challenges or, as a semi-All-Stars season, rehash old challenges as an homage to seasons past. This, unfortunately, does not serve it well. In general, the original challenges they came up with for this season were pretty good, and even the choices for reused challenges tended to be good ones. A bit overdone in a lot of cases, but good nonetheless. Where this season falters is in being wishy-washy. The trouble is that, almost universally, the new challenges were SO good that you felt disappointed even when a GOOD reused challenge cam back. Add onto this the few flops of ideas and/or reused challenges (which every season has), and it gets dragged down a bit, along with not having a truly distinct aesthetic to lean on. Still, the challenges here are decent enough, and some even stand out to give this season an above-average score.
Score: 7 out of 10.
TWISTS
Right away, this season got off on a bad foot with the twists, reusing the “Fans vs. Favorites” twist from “Survivor Micronesia”. As I’ll discuss in the “Overall” section, this was a problem because not only are we repeating ideas on a show that’s built on innovation, but comparisons between the two will be inevitable, and as I consider “Survivor Micronesia” to be the pinnacle of “Survivor” at the time of this writing, you can guess what kind of comparisons this leads to. Yes, even though it brought back a couple of people I wanted to see, I was not high on this twist, and am still not high on it today. It’s a more lopsided version of a better season, and makes it seem like the show is running out of ideas. On top of that, while the show took great pains to show that the fans and favorites were given equal treatment on “Survivor Micronesia” a key step in hiding a one-sided competition, here they made NO bones about who was favored, flying the favorites in on a helicopter ride while the fans got naught but a boat. As I said, this blatant favoritism did not sit well with me, and started the season off on a poor note.
Sad to say, but the season was not particularly helped by the first four episodes, which were relatively twist-free. On the fans side of things, we did get a “cool kids vs. nerds” storyline, as Reynold and Eddie Fox bonded with Allie Pohevitz and Hope Driskill to form the “cool kids” leaving everyone else out, but we’ve seen such storylines unfold before, and apart from a shakeup in episode 4, which everyone saw coming, nothing happens beyond a Pagonging of an alliance. As for the favorites, we did get our first ever two-time first boot with Francesca, which was kind of cool to see. She weathered the blow quite well, and deserves respect for that (as well as being an answer in “Survivor” trivia), but it wasn’t quite a universal good, as it felt a little bit like poor Francesca was being picked on by our dear friend Phillip. With the dominance of “Stealth-R-Us” and the favorites never needing to go to Tribal Council after the first one, this was quite a dead zone for new things. It all culminated in the medical evacuation of Shamar, which was an unsatisfying exit for an unlikeable player.
Episode 5 finally shook things up, both figuratively and literally. Brandon could no longer contain his crazy, and actually went so far as to engage in open, defiant sabotage of the tribe, dumping out pretty much all their rice (to “make things even for the fans”), and knocking over a chair, for some reason. This blow up is one of the most controversial things on the season. We’ve seen SOME sabotage before, but nothing quite to this degree, or fueled by this much anger. It’s definitely a unique moment, but not one that looks good for the show. Rather, it looks like the show put a mentally unstable person on there just for the sake of ratings, which understandably looks bad for the show. for my part, though, I think it’s standing out is enough. Granted, it’s not PLEASANT to watch, but it’s like a car wreck: it may be bad, but you can’t look way. Plus, I like to give the show the benefit of a doubt with regards to the mental stability of Brandon Hantz. He needed help, sure, but I’m not sure it was significant help to keep him from the show. Point being, it’s a standout moment from the season, if not a universally good one. It also led to a huge blowout argument, which was again not the most pleasant to watch, but I find it cathartic as it calls out Phillip as a deluded idiot. Brandon’s treatment of everyone else, though? Cringe-worthy. This, in turn, led to an at-challenge Tribal Council, which we had seen before, but was rare enough that it was fun to watch.
From here, we have our tribe swap, which unfortunately led to MORE of a boring season, as the Gota tribe got pretty much all the best challenge players, leaving Bikal to wallow in losses until the merge. We did get SOME intrigue here, with Corinne on Bikal campaigning to keep “her gay” Michael Snow around, but it still ended up being more decimation of the fans.
Then came the merge, though, and BOY do things look up from here! During his time on Gota, Malcolm had formed an alliance with Eddie and Reynold, so as to have other buff guys around to help keep the target off of his back. Combine this with his alliance with Corinne, and the knowledge that Erik Reichenbach and Michael Snow, both critics of Phillip, would jump on board, and you had an alliance set to take it to the end. They ride out one vote, and they’ve got the majority. Here, however, we get strategic blunders and strategic genius. Genuinely liking Dawn, Corinne made the mistake of telling Dawn of their plans, to get her on board as a safety precaution. Dawn, however, was wary of people flipping after her experiences on “Survivor South Pacific”, and so flipped the script on Corinne. She informed Cochran and Phillip, who pulled in Andrea, Brenda, Sherri, and even Erik to vote out the traitorous Corinne instead, believing her to be the head of the alliance. A miscalculation on who to target, but otherwise great strategy. We’ve got two opposing forces of good intellectual strength (Cochran taking the front on strategy at this point, rather than Phillip) each trying to cement their position. Some might argue that Dawn would have been better sticking with Corinne and Malcolm’s alliance, but she’d have no power there, whereas with Cochran, she was a power couple. Much better to keep it that way, even if it does mean the continued existence of Phillip. This led to a great blindside. the only real misstep with this twist is that by being voted out so early, we didn’t get Corinne on the jury, which would have been hilarious. Still, the ORIGINAL way of doing things was “first merge boot misses the jury”, so I can’t call it unfair, just unfortunate.
While alliances held strong for the next boot, it was still twist-worthy. Malcolm, Eddie, and Reynold, realizing the targets on their backs, needed to play one of their idols (Malcolm and Reynold each having one) in order to stay alive. Rather than just each play their idols, however, Malcolm tried to out predict the vote. Taking note of what was said at Tribal Council, when reynolds went to play the idol for himself, Malcolm said the now infamous “Hold up, bro!”, and convinced Reynold to play the idol on him, despite the fact that Malcolm could have played his own idol. A brilliant little bit of douchebaggery, and further proof that Eddie and Reynold weren’t so much “partners” of Malcolm as they were his minions. All that grandstanding was for naught, though, as Andrea had predicted just such a move, and switched the vote to Michael, on the grounds that he was the least likely choice. That’s some impressive strategizing and idol play, but it’s NOTHING compared to the next Tribal Council.
You see, despite Malcolm’s alliance being down an idol, he managed to find another one, giving them two once again. When Reynold won immunity, the logical thing to do was to make every member of the alliance safe. Which is what they did, even going the extra step of declaring this intention AT Tribal Council, and pulling out their idols as proof of this. What makes this extra smart is that it makes it possible they won’t have to play their idols, thus keeping the protection. After all, this sort of thing can get the alliance to turn on itself, leading to you not even being targeted that night. Unfortunately, what can now be called Cochran’s alliance is smart as well, and realize that they need to hold firm to their original plan for the best gain. After all, Malcolm foolishly declared the intention of his alliance to vote out Phillip, who at this point was on the bottom anyway. Unless you’re Phillip, he’s an acceptable loss. In a rare moment of brilliance, it’s Erik “I’ll give my immunity to Natalie” Reichenbach who points this out; good for him. In a spectacular blowout, Malcolm and Eddie are forced to play their idols, resulting in Phillip going home. If you want a highlight of the season other than Brandon’s blow-up, this is it. We’ve literally never seen idol play like this before, never seen a counter-strategy so perfect. And the talking and last-minute chaos generated from this is hilarious. If you’re going to give this season any positive notes, it’s all centered around this Tribal Council.
Finding no more idols to save them, Malcolm and Reynold are next to leave in the only two really dull post-merge Tribal Council. Eddie, however, will stick around due to infighting amongst the alliance. Andrea starts mistrusting Brenda, leading Cochran and co. to think that Andrea’s too smart for her own good, and thereby vote her off. Andrea’s wish is fulfilled, though, when Brenda DOES start scheming against Cochran next episode, and when Cochran gets wind of this, he gets rid of her instead. This sadly means that Eddie the pathetic one sticks around longer than he should, but the infighting keeps the post-merge game from getting stale, and gives us some really good blindsides.
This is also where a lot of the Dawn hate comes from. Dawn was the swing vote that ended up sending Brenda home, and many people hated her guts for this, since Brenda had gone out of her way to be nice to Dawn. I say, betraying your friends is a big part of what “Survivor” is all about. I’d argue that going with Brenda would have been the smarter move overall, but you can’t get mad at Dawn for making a betraying move IN A GAME ABOUT BETRAYAL!
We get our next twist right off in the finale, as Erik’s nutrition levels drop so low that he needs to be medevaced. Sad to see, and kind of anticlimactic, but since he was leaving soon anyway, it’s not a huge loss. We also sadly get the return of the “final immunity challenge advantage”, the only true misstep of the finale. Still, that doesn’t take away from the excitement of Cochran taking only the second flawless victory (no vote before the Final Tribal Council, and getting every vote at the Final tribal Council) ever on “Survivor”, and that’s a pretty good way to end this season. A lot of people might want me to talk about the debacle of the reunion show should go here, but I’ll be talking about it in the “Overall” section.
As to how the twists stand on their own, this really was quite the mixed bag. We had a really slow start, and cringe-worthy twists in the beginning, but the player twists in the back half were so exciting, so unpredictable, that despite early setback, this season still comes out on top twist-wise.
Score: 6 out of 10.
OVERALL
In regards to aesthetic, this season returned to the Philippines once again, and suffers for it. Most of the elements came off looking like “Generic South Pacific Island” stuff, even though the Philippines are NOT in the South Pacific. Once in a while we got something cool looking, like the individual immunity idol, but most of the time, it was either bland, or stuff we’d seen before on “Survivor Philippines”. Not much to write home about in this department.
The true theme of this season was “Fans vs. Favorites”, and once again, it came off poorly. Apart from reusing a beloved twist, which would inevitably lead to downward comparisons, this season got chastised from the beginning for their definition of “Favorites”. While “Survivor Micronesia” was not without controversy, that season at least mostly had people who were big names from those seasons. Here, with the exception of Malcolm, most people argued that these were not “Favorites” of theirs, and that therefore the title was misleading. However, I can see what they were going for here. These are not “Favorites” in the sense of people you’ve already seen and liked, but people who, had circumstances been different, could have been greats. True, this makes the “Favorites” title misleading, but with the exceptions of the people from “Survivor Redemption Island”, I didn’t have major issue with the cast, and I think the audience was just butt-hurt on this one.
The next comparison to “Survivor Micronesia” doesn’t help the season either. While the “Fans” on “Survivor Micronesia” might have been outclassed strategy-wise, most of them were at least entertaining, and you got the sense that, were it not for their lack of experience, they might have been real contenders. Neither of these positives can be said for this seasons “Fans”. Frankly, they were unentertaining and ranged from useless to mostly useless in terms of strategy. Even I can’t deny, that’s a real checkmark against this season.
Further hurting this season was the slow start. This in and of itself would have been bad enough, but instead of just giving us boring episodes, the producers filled it with the shenanigans of Phillip, Brandon, and Shamar. If they looked to this to entertain the audience, it backfired horribly. It was obnoxious and it got old really fast. I can’t stress enough just how painful it was when ALL we had for intrigue in the first few episodes was “Stealth-R-Us”. It was, not, to say the least, a strong opening.
But the BIG flaw has to be that Reunion Show. I don’t normally talk about these in these blogs, but this one was SO egregiously bad that it bears mentioning. Due to the volatile nature of putting Brandon Hantz and Phillip Sheppard in the same room together, producers politely asked Brandon not to show up at the reunion, which he civilly agreed to. Had the producers left it there, it wouldn’t be worth mentioning. But, for some stupid reason, the producers decided that if BRANDON couldn’t be up on stage, NO pre-merge boots could be up on stage. In an incredibly disrespectful move, the pre-merge boots were relegated to the audience, a slight none of them took lightly. Now, I get that the further you make it into the game, the bigger the start you generally are, and your big starts are who you want to focus on. However, not even giving the pre-merge boots the dignity of being up on stage is just downright cruel. This is probably their last moment of fame, at least for a while, and they deserve the respect of just being a contestant. Not putting them on stage like they deserve sickens me to my core. As if that wasn’t bad enough, the reunion questioning was a disaster, with awkward forced apologies, and only talking to a chosen few. As I said, there’s always favoritism at the reunion show, but this took the cake! Even above the obnoxiousness of Phillip, THIS is the thing most hated about this season.
So, with all these flaws, all these missteps, you’d think that this season would coagulate horribly, and be one of the worst seasons on record. And yet, it isn’t. Why, you may ask? I think in large part it has to do with the timing of things. More and more, I come to realize that a strong ending to a season of “Survivor” is much more beneficial to a season overall than a strong beginning. If a season ends on an exciting note, people are much more forgiving than if it ends on a boring note. And this season definitely ended strong, with nary a bad episode post-merge, and a lot of alliance intrigue that even “Survivor Micronesia” couldn’t bring us. Additionally, in strange way, the bad start to the season HELPED get rid of downward comparisons to “Survivor Micronesia”. When the season started out so badly, a lot of people didn’t even bother TRYING to compare it to this godlike season, even when similarities were there. A lot of people didn’t even put it in the same category. And that is what saved it. Sure, the obnoxious stuff in early episodes was still obnoxious, but by putting it mentally separated from “Survivor Micronesia” a lot of stuff we’d seen before didn’t seem so repetitive. Add onto that the excitement of the post-merge game, and the season starts to actually seem pretty good, which is why it’s overall score would be so high.
Score: 26 out of 40.
ABSTRACT
Caramoan is the ultimate season for telling people “Don’t judge a book by its cover.” This season repeats a lot from past seasons, and the first few episodes are a difficult watch. I suggest you struggle through them, though, as once you get a few episodes in, we get some really good intrigue and strategy, with number of big stand-out moments. I will warn you that this season requires extensive knowledge of past seasons to be enjoyed, so that might be a barrier. Also, if you’re looking for seasons with no impact afterwards, this is an ok one to skip. If, however, you’re looking for an exciting season, give this one a try. It may take a while, but in the end, it won’t disappoint.
-Matt
Tags: "Special Agent?", all-stars, Allie Pohevitz, Andrea Boehkle, Bikal, Brandon Hantz, Brenda Lowe, Caramoan, cook Islands, Corinne Kaplan, Dawn Meehan, Eddie Fox, Enil Edam, Entertainment, Erik Reichenbach, Fans vs. Favorites, Francesca Hogi, gabon, Gota, hidden immunity idol, Hope Driskill, Idol, Jeff Probst, John Cochran, Julia Landauer, Laura Alexander, Malcolm Freberg, Matt Bischoff, Michael Snow, Micronesia, Nicaragua, Pearl Islands, Philippines, Phillip Sheppard, redemption island, reward, Reynold Toepfer, Shamar Thomas, Sherri Beithman, Speculation, Stealth R Us, Stephen Fishbach, Survivor, tocantins, Yul Kwon