Salutations, my fellow suckers for “Survivor”. Welcome back to “Idol Speculation”, my knee-jerk opinion that everyone is entitled to! Well, seeing as I’ve been gone for several weeks, and the title of this blog is not “’Survivor’ Retrospectives: Guatemala”, you might conclude that the cast of “Survivor Caramoan” has been announced. You would be correct. Very astute. Give yourself a cookie.
Now, there’s been a lot of controversy surrounding the twist for this season, given that it’s reused, as well as the picks for “favorites”. Now, I’ll save my overall thoughts for the end of my blog, but I want to quickly address two issues that are going to come up in regards to my organization of this blog. Normally, I just list off names of castaways, and include tribe along with the information about them in parenthesis. However, since this season is so dependent of its twist, I will be organizing within tribe, and thereby not include it in personal information. The other thing to note is that I will refer to this season as “Survivor Caramoan” and not “Survivor Caramoan: Fans vs. Favorites”, partly because I’ve set the precedent for not including subtitles anyway, and partly to differentiate it from “Survivor Micronesia”, the FIRST Fans vs. Favorites season. Now, on to the cast analysis, starting with…
THE FANS (Gota Tribe):
Alexandra “Allie” Pohevitz (25, Bartender, Oceanside, NY): While I said that I would discuss the season overall later, for the purposes of writing about Allie, I will say that I find the women this season to be lackluster, particularly on the “Fans” side. This is partly due to at least 3 of the women on the fans side being so similar that I have a hard time differentiating them. Allie is one of these, though I’m going to start off on a happier note with her, as I think she has a better chance than her other look-alikes of making it far into the game. There’s just something about her that isn’t QUITE all talk when she brags about her social skills. Also, she seemed more soft-spoken than a lot of the women on this season, which to me says she’ll fly under the radar. While I could see her going early, I get the feeling she’ll sneak her way into the merge at least. I doubt she’ll win, just due to a lack of confidence that she’ll be able to make the necessary moves, but I also wouldn’t call her cannon fodder.
Edward “Eddie” Fox (23, Fireman/EMT, East Brunswick, NJ): It seems my current goal is to get the generic people out of the way early, as Eddie helps fill this season’s quotient of “Generic, good–looking strong guy”. He talks a big game, I don’t buy it. I sort of look at him like I looked at Pete of “Survivor Philippines”. He thinks he’s smarter than he is, and he talks a big game that I doubt he can back up. Still, he’s not the MOST unlikeable schmoozer on the “Fans” side (we’ll get to him later), and he does seem to be physically strong, so I expect him to stick around until the merge for his strength, and then be picked off by more competent players. Also, one fan coincidence I notice, Fans vs. Favorites seasons must have a thing about featuring firefighters, as “Survivor Micronesia” gave us the ever brash Joel Anderson.
Hope Driskill (23, Pre-Law Student, Jefferson City, MO): Fodder, meet cannon. Hope fills the second of our 3 “look-alike” slots for the women on the “Fans” side, but unlike Allie, I have absolutely NO confidence in her. She’s another pageant winner, which usually doesn’t bode well, and just seems flighty and unprepared to me. I found zilch to recommend her, and if she’s the first off on the fan side (I suspect a favorite will be the TRUE first off), I will not be surprised in the slightest.
Julia Landauer (21, Racecar Driver, Stanford, CA): What’s this? A woman on the “Fans” side who isn’t completely bland and boring? Unheard of! In case it wasn’t obvious, I like Julia a lot. Aside from the unique occupation, she has a toughness and social grace that I don’t see in a lot of the women this time around. I think she’s adaptable enough to bond with the girls or the guys, and I think she’s young enough to not be seen as a threat. She’s strong enough to be useful, but not so much as to be threatening. All in all, she seems like a good, strong woman with a decent head on her shoulders, and while I doubt she’d be voted for to win (just due to her age) I expect her to at least make the merge, and wouldn’t be overly shocked to see her in the finals. I do concede that she might be voted out for being different from the prototypical female, I think she can overcome this without too much difficulty.
Laura Alexander (23, Administrative Officer, Washington, D.C.): Just when you thought we were getting into uniqueness, we get our third look-alike. While she does fall in the middle of the 3 for me, I lump her in more with Hope than Allie. I suspect the environment will overwhelm her, and her only “skill” she professed is being able to adapt to several types of people, due to working in Washington D.C. Although this is a more legit claim than SOME castaways make, being on an island is very different from being in Washington D.C., and I just don’t see Laura adapting that quickly. I highly doubt she’ll be the VERY first one gone from the “Fans” side, but I’d still expect her to be gone before the merge.
Matt Bischoff (38, BMX Bike Sales, Cincinnati, OH): I can only figure that after failing to become governor of Indiana, Rupert Boneham (“Survivor Pearl Islands”) fell into a depression, changed his name, got some tattoos, and moved to Ohio, as Matt is very clearly a Rupert clone. Same beard, same play style, even their voices are somewhat similar. Although I find Matt to be very likeable, and I think fans will gravitate toward him, being compared to Rupert just about kills any chance he has of winning this game. While I adore Rupert, and think that he’s better strategically than people give him credit for, I will admit, as will most other fans, that he’s not the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree. Still, Rupert tends to last fairly late into the game, and if Matt can emulate his likeableness and usefulness, then I’d look for him to make the mid merge at least. If not, he’ll be an early boot for being so blatantly different, but somehow, I doubt that will happen.
Michael Snow (44, Event Planner, New York, NY): You know, it’s doing bios like these that really make me despise myself. I like this guy a lot. He’s a huge fan of theatre, which I identify with. But I have sworn to give my honest assessment of his chances in the game, and I have to say, he’s toast. Again, certainly not first vote off material, but definitely gone before the merge. To be frank, he’s just too different. I know I’ve said that some people on the “Fans” side are different as well, and can overcome said differences, but Michael is just TOO different to have any chance. Here’s the problem: This season’s “Fans” tribe is very physical, very based in strength. Strong people tend to identify with other strong people, and thus keep them around longer. Michael is not that strong a person, by his own admission. It might be ok if he wasn’t the only one on his tribe, but he is. That makes him an outsider, an easy person to pick out from the crowd and say “Let’s get him out”. Even this might be overcomable, but he himself admits that he can get neurotic at times. Speaking as a theatre person myself, this is not abnormal, but it does get grating, and just makes him too hard to live with. Bottom line, I like the guy, but I don’t expect him to stick around very long.
Reynold Toepfer (30, Real Estate Sales, San Francisco, CA): SCHMOOOOOOZE! Congratulations Reynold, your job in this game is to extend Eddie’s time in the game by making him look nice by comparison. Seriously, he and Eddie would be clones but for the fact that Reynold exudes more schmooze per square inch than just about any contestant I’ve seen. He’s full of himself, thinks he’s got it in the bag, and in my opinion has no idea how to behave socially. While he is strong, and might be kept around for that, I wouldn’t look to this guy to make the merge, by any means.
Shamar Thomas (27, Iraq War Veteran, Brooklyn, NY): In contrast to Reynold, here we have someone who is GENUINELY charming. In fact, he’s so charming that he’s actually my male pick to win the whole game. I was hesitant at first, for a few reasons. He seemed like a bombastic personality to me, which I thought would make people more likely to vote him out, and he’s military, which, while it might make for a nice guy, and also seeds for better ability to adapt to the tough situations “Survivor” produces, also tends to lead to far too much loyalty in one’s alies, which has been the downfall of many a castaway. While I don’t deny that Shamar does in fact have a bombastic personality, in watching a few interviews with him, I was struck by how charming he was, to the point where I couldn’t help but like him. Inherent likeability is a good quality in a castaway. It’s how Cirie Fields (“Survivor Exile Island”) managed to stick around so long in her first outing. It also goes leaps and bounds towards counteracting his bombasticness, but even if it can’t be fully overcome the bombasticness, that’s not necessarily a bad thing, as it makes you seem less of a threat. Also, during interviews he talked about a willingness to play a Russell Hantz-ian (“Survivor Samoa”) game, which, while I do not approve of this style of gameplay, does lead me to believe that he’ll be a lot better strategically than a lot of military vets that are on this show. For a good combination of brains, brawn, and likeability, I could easily see Shamar winning. Plus, there’s something about a guy who stands up to NYPD officers harassing “Occupy Wall Street” protesters that just makes me like the guy.
Sherri Biethman (41, Fast Food Franchisee, Boise, ID): Completing the group of castaways known as “People whose last names I will have a horrible time spelling”, we have Sherri, who is so dead on arrival it is not even funny. Despite being one of the older castaways this time around, she also exudes the most of the modern world to me, the most entitlement. She’s very obviously tanned, and has equally obviously had several plastic surgeries. She seems the type to me who will crumble under the poor conditions out on the island. Also, I get the feeling she’s entitled somewhat, which will grate on her fellow tribemates. What are her positives? None whatsoever. Expect her out before the merge, easy.
Well, with that over with, we now move on to…
THE FAVORITES (Bikal Tribe)
Before I begin, let me say that analyzing the favorites will be a bit different for me. True, I’ve analyzed returnees before, but never a whole tribe of them. This puts me in a rather unique position, at least for this blog. While in my cast assessment I may criticize some people’s chances in the game, I try to refrain from saying that casting made a bad choice, as I don’t know who else was considered, and therefore that person may have been the best choice of the lot. With a tribe of returnees, however, I DO know what other options CBS had, and thus WILL say that some choices are bad, and will back them up with a short section on who I would have cast in their stead. For this section, I will not uphold most of the limits CBS set on itself for this season. Winners, and people from before “Survivor Micronesia” are all fair game, in my book. However, I will uphold the “No players we’ve already seen before” limit, because I agree that it’s time to start cultivating a new batch of All-Stars. Also, I will try to match the personality of my replacement choices as closely as possible to the people they’re replacing, as otherwise the season would be nothing but hardcore strategists, which, while I would find enjoyable, does not lead to much variety.
My final note on handling returnees is that I’ll be analyzing them in the chronological order to which they appeared, meaning we start with…
Erik Reichenbach (27, Comic Book Artist, Santa Clara, CA. 5th place, “Survivor Micronesia”): Ah, yes the Ice Cream Scooper from Hell, MI. The man I labeled “Dumbest Survivor Ever”, but who has since lost that title (the Actual “Dumbest Survivor Ever”, Colton Cumbie [“Survivor One World”] is thankfully not appearing this season) is back, and to tell you the truth, I couldn’t be happier. Contractually obligated to only appear on seasons with the “Fans vs. Favorites” subtitle or not, Erik is a riot to me, in that yes, he makes dumb moves, but he’s just so charming in doing it that he’s a laugh riot. Plus, you gotta love the guy who once said “That’s Jeff Probst! He’s just standing there!”. I do suspect he’s learned something from his previous experience, and it can only work to his advantage, in my opinion. A problem for returning castaways is that their reputation precedes them, and is hard to throw away. For Erik, being perceived as a moron can only help, as people will underestimate him, and thus take him farther than they should. His being physically proficient will help as well, giving them more of a reason to keep him around. I don’t think he can win, just due to perceptions about him (no one wants to award a million dollars to a perceived moron), but I’d look for him to stay until at least mid-merge, and am looking forward to every minute of it.
Corrine Kaplan (33, Clinical Consultant, Los Angeles, CA. 7th place, “Survivor Gabon”): Bitch. Sorry, I’m obligated to make that the first thing I say about Corrine, or else she’ll come to my apartment and kick my ass. You see, like many female villains, Corrine RELISHES her title, and even prefers to be known by it. This might come across as a minus, as no one wants to hang around with a self-described bitch, but it can also get one very far, as people want to take them to the end as jury cannon fodder. What people seem to forget about Corrine, though, is that beneath the bitchiness there’s a more than decent strategist who could take you out very easily. These factors combine to tell me that Corrine has a good long time ahead of her this season, possible even making the finals. Again, I don’t think she can win because of her reputation, but she probably won’t leave until the late merge at the earliest. I’ll admit that I wasn’t a huge fan of her in “Survivor Gabon”, but that was partly due to me liking a LOT of the players of “Survivor Gabon” (Ken Hoang being my favorite). Still, I considered replacing her with Alicia Rosa (“Survivor One World”), but I ultimately decided that Corrine was a better representative of the “Holy Order of Sue Hawk-abies” anyway.
Brenda Lowe (34, Paddleboard Co. Owner, Miami, FL. 10th place, “Survivor Nicaragua”): Ah, here we see something that is going to be very rare on this season: an actual strategist. Yes, for all that people say that “Survivor Nicaragua” was the worst season of “Survivor”, I think they give it a hard time (though I still say it was a bad season), and if one person from it deserved to come back, it was Brenda. She was running the game, until she got cocky. Still, she made for a lot of interesting drama, and save for an unwillingness to scramble, she was pretty damn good at it too. I think she’s learned now that scrambling is ok, and probably won’t make the same mistake twice. Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s going to do her much good. As I’ve made clear, reputation precedes returnees on seasons such as this, and can lead to an unfortunate expulsion of good players. This is the case with Brenda, as while I think she’s fit enough to survive a little bit, I don’t think this cast will let a hardcore strategist stick around too long, lest they get a foothold, and in my opinion, Brenda will be ejected a vote or two before the merge. Would I replace her? Absolutely not! Doesn’t change her chances in the game, though.
Francesca Hogi (38, Attorney, Brooklyn, NY. 20th place, “Survivor Redemption Island): Oh boy, here we go. Time to get the ranting over and done with. Now, while this blog is hardly unbiased (my knee-jerk OPINION, after all), I do like to believe that am fair, at least to some degree. I try to judge all seasons equally, regardless of outside factors, and strive to believe that any season, however bad, has at least one redeeming quality. That being said, I have to ask, WHY IS ANYBODY BACK FROM “SURVIVOR REDEMPTION ISLAND”? My God, this is easily one of the worst seasons of all time, and DEFINITELY the worst out of all the post-“Survivor Heroes vs. Villains” seasons. Yes people, in my opinion “Survivor Nicaragua” and “Survivor One World” were BOTH better than this stinker. Now, the problem is not that “Survivor Redemption Island” gave us no memorable characters, far from it. The problem is that “Survivor Redemption Island” ONLY gave us “Boston Rob” Mariano (“Survivor Marquesas”), whom I’ve seen enough of to last us a dozen lifetimes. The cast, other than Boston Rob, was lackluster, to put it mildly. They exhibited no strategy, and simply rolled over to LET Boston Rob walk to the million. Now, you could argue that “Survivor One World” had the exact same problem, to which I reply that while this is true, and “Survivor One World” is in my opinion the second worst of the previous 5 season, it at least showcased the strategic prowess of someone new, as opposed to someone we’ve seen THREE TIMES BEFORE! Seriously, I hate myself for saying it, but NO ONE should ever come back from “Survivor Redemption Island”.
Oh, right, I suppose I have to talk about Francesca now, don’t I? Well, this is going to sound hypocritical because of a post I made during “Survivor One World”, but I don’t like that Francesca’s back. Don’t get me wrong, I like her a lot, and I think she has untapped potential (at least physically), but I don’t think she has business being on this particular season. The problem is that, like it or not, experience helps, and Francesca is the ONLY castaway here who was booted so early. It puts her at a distinct disadvantage, just because the other players have more experience with the game. I want her brought back, yes, but on a season filled with OTHER first boots, not a season filled with experienced players! It just doesn’t seem fair to me, and I think it’s going to lead to an early boot for poor Francesca. Not the first boot this time, but certainly well before the merge, and all due to lack of experience. So, who would I put in to level the playing field?
Lydia Morales (“Survivor Guatemala”) I’ve said before and I’ll say again that “Survivor Guatemala” gets a lot of undue hate from the fanbase. Like Francesca, Lydia is an underappreciated castaway, whose value to the tribe is unknown (let’s face it, Francesca is really an unknown quantity in this game). Unlike Francesca, however, Lydia is entertaining and experienced, making for a fairer game, as well as representing an underrepresented season.
Andrea Boehlke (23, Entertainment Host and Writer, New York, NY. 5th place, “Survivor Redemption Island”) Well, add another one to the group of “People Whose Last Names I Will Have Trouble Spelling”. While I admit that Andrea is the one I hate the least out of the “Survivor Redemption Island” group, that’s really not saying much. She did TALK about going against Boston Rob, but she never pulled the trigger. That, I think, will be her downfall, because I don’t think she knows when and how to make big moves, and for all her talk, is just a follower. Also, she’s not that strong, and I predict she’ll be gone very early on. One other problem I have with her is that she’s not really a good castaway in terms of entertainment. Put it this way: I consider myself pretty god at remembering castaways names and events. Even dear Francesca, who was a first boot, I remembered. When I first heard that Andrea was one of the “Favorites”, my thought was “Who?” That’s a very bad sign if even I can’t remember you, and as such I think she should be replaced with…
Kim Spradlin (“Survivor One World”) Aside from being one of the few representatives of “Survivor One World” that would not trigger the gag reflexes of “Survivor” fans, Kim is exactly what they’re looking for in Andrea, I think: A hot, smart strategist. The difference here is that Kim actually has credible proof that she is these things, is somewhat entertaining, and I ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHO SHE IS! People might argue that “Fans vs. Favorites” seasons have a tradition of not bringing back winners, but I would point out that both Tom Westman (“Survivor Palau”), and Sandra Diaz-Twine (“Survivor Pearl Islands”) were invited back to the original “Fans vs. Favorites”, and so that argument is invalid.
Phillip “Special Agent?” Sheppard (54, Chief Executive Officer of Enter Software Sales, Santa Monica, CA. Runner-Up, “Survivor Redemption Island”): Alright, I’m going to try to be fair to “Survivor Redemption Island”, and admit that yes, maybe, Francesca and Andrea deserve to come back. I cannot, however, extend the same doubt to the one who is, by far, the most ANNOYING castaway I’ve ever seen. Who in their right mind would want Phillip back? I said “right mind”, Probst doesn’t count. I like Probst as much as the next guy, but a lot of the decisions he makes are just awful, and his opinion on Phillip is just astoundingly bad. The man isn’t funny, isn’t strategic, isn’t endearing, in short, Phillip Sheppard is not entertaining in any way! There are only TWO good things about his presence here. One is that they at least brought Francesca back, as the ONLY thing Phillip did in his ENTIRE time on the island, that was MILDLY entertaining was his physical inability to correctly pronounce “Francesca”. The other is that we will, at least, get the pleasure of seeing Phillip get voted off first. There is NO WAY anyone other than Phillip is going first. I just can’t see this group putting up with him for any prolonged period of time. Phillip will go first and it will be sweet. Some would argue that his physical fitness, and his being jury cannon fodder might keep him around, but I would argue that there are others on the “Favorites” tribe who fill that role, and guess what? THEY DON”T CAUSE PEOPLE TO WANT TO RIP THEIR EARS OFF SO THEY DON’T HAVE TO LISTED TO MORE OF “GREAT-GRANDPA JESSUM” (by the way, Phillip STILL has that damn feather, God help us…). Also, Phillip is not a good person to keep in your alliance. If you didn’t notice, he’s not good at keeping secrets, so yeah, Phillip will go first, and it will be sweet. However, I think my replacement for him might not go first.
Judd Sergeant (“Survivor Guatemala”) So, you want someone on the island who is abrasive and loud. Fine, you can have someone on the island who is abrasive and loud. Just make it Judd, who at least balanced things with a little strategy and humor, and not PURE, UNADULTERATED INSANITY!
Dawn Meehan (42, English Professor, South Jordan, UT. 9th place, “Survivor South Pacific”): There is probably no one in this cast who is, to me, the perfect antithesis to Phillip than Dawn, because I’m ECSTATIC that she’s back! I mention during my blog of “Survivor Philippines” that Dawn is the namer of “Dawn Meehan Syndrome”, in which a decent strategic player is physically marred from doing any good game play by their emotions. Well, as we saw in “Survivor Philippines”, a cure has been found, and I’d bet anything that Dawn has taken a bit dose of it. While most of the women on this season leave me cold, I really like Dawn. She’s smart, she’s charming, and now that she’s got her emotions in check, and knows what she’s in for, I’d say she’s a force to be reckoned with this season. In fact, I’d even go so far as to say that she’s my female pick to win it all. I think she’ll come in underestimated, and then school all the other, less strategic players. Would I change her out? Absolutely not! I liked her on “Survivor South Pacific”, and I just adore her now!
John Cochran (25, Harvard Law Student, Washington, D.C. 7th place, “Survivor South Pacific”): Wow, a lot of people from D.C. on this season. Well, Cochran was my personal favorite on “Survivor South Pacific”, and he remains my personal favorite on this season. Not to say I think he’ll win, but I like him and root for him. Now that I think he knows what he’s in for, he’ll do much better, and make a few more moves than in last game, because I will admit, I thought he’d be more of a Rob Cesternino (“Survivor The Amazon”) at first glance back in “Survivor South Pacific”, and yet he still, I think, is decent strategically. Sure, hindsight is 20/20, and obviously his flip availed him nothing, but I maintain, to this day, that it was a smart move at the time. It seems, according to the internet, that I am in a minority on this, however, as most people (those who post comments on forums, anyway) seem to dislike Cochran. I, however, believe these people are ignoring a few key facts, and it is in this mind (and due to my frustration over said comments) that I now present:
A REBUTTAL TO THE CRITICISMS OF JOHN COCHRAN!
To sum up the criticisms of Cochran in one sentence, people get the idea that he is a “Wimpy fame-whore who thinks he’s smart, but is really a strategic dunce.” Starting with the “wimpy” claim; this can be taken two ways. The first is “wimpy” as in “bad in physical challenges”. Now, I do not deny that Cochran is bad at physical challenges. Cochran himself does not deny that he is bad at physical challenges. This does NOT make him a bad character. This may make him a character that you dislike, which I am willing to respect. Different strokes for different folks, and while I prefer strategists, there may be some who prefer physical threats. However, your preference does not make him an inherently bad character who should never be brought back, therefore comments degrading Cochran in this vein are unjustified. The other definition of “wimpy” is “coward who avoided the purple rock”, in the vein of Jim Rice (also “Survivor South Pacific”). This goes along with the implied criticism of the rest of my summary sentence: that Cochran’s move was terrible, and he did it for screen time. Here, I must disrespectfully disagree. Again, while I do not deny that in hindsight Cochran’s move availed him nothing, I believe it was the best move he could have made at the time. You see, people who believe his move was motivated by fame forget that his tribe had SAID HE SHOULD HAVE GONE THE DAY BEFORE THE MERGE! CAN YOU REALLY TRUST ALLIES LIKE THAT? “But he lost them the challenge!” you say. Well yes, yes he did, but your allies should stick with you, challenge or no challenge. “But that was all pre-merge!” you say. If you go back and watch the episode where Cochran flips, you’ll notice Jim, as supposed ALLY of Cochran mind you, interrogating everyone before tribal council that they’re not going to flip against Savaii. He asks everyone for an assurance once… EXCEPT FOR COCHRAN, WHOM HE ASKS REPEATEDLY! Given this treatment, it’s no wonder Cochran flipped. The point I’m getting at here is that, post-merge, loyalty in allies is everything, and based upon the evidence, Savaii wouldn’t have taken Cochran anywhere NEAR the finals. He was quite clearly at the bottom of the pecking order. So, Cochran’s choices were go with Upolu, where it was PROBABLE that he wouldn’t be taken to the end, or stick with Savaii, where it was ALMOST A GUARANTEE that he wouldn’t be taken to the end. It had nothing to do with cowardice, it was the best move Cochran could have made at the time. Also, as a final rebuttal to the “fame-whore” accusation, well of COURSE he’s a fame-whore. By going on this show, and thereby putting yourself on TV, EVERY CASTAWAY is a fame-whore. You don’t go on this show if you’re not a fame-whore. Quit chastising Cochran when all the others are just as bad.
Well, for all my ranting defense of him, and my liking of him, I don’t think Cochran stands much of a chance this season. Though his gameplay may have improved (even I will consent that he’s not a strategic genius), as I’ve said many times before, reputation precedes you in seasons such as these, and Cochran’s reputation, deserved or not, is a bad one. As such, unless Dawn takes him under her wing out of old season loyalty, I wouldn’t expect him to last long, for fear that he would flip. I wouldn’t replace him, by any means, but he’s still gone before the merge, if I’m correct.
Brandon Hantz (21, Chemical Disposal, Katy, TX. 5th place, “Survivor South Pacific”): You know, I liked “Survivor South Pacific” as a whole. It wasn’t a GREAT season, but it was pretty decent, and you got a lot of interesting, enjoyable characters out of it. Brandon Hantz was not one of those characters. While I’ve come to like him better after the show(I feel he’s put-upon by his family, and is finally getting his head screwed on straight), I don’t think he’s changed his religious zealotry (the thing that made him unbearable in my eyes), whatever he says. I found him annoying, unpleasant, and unnecessary to the season, though at least they’ve taken away the annoying detail of listing his occupation as “Russell Hantz’ Nephew”. Unlike Phillip, who you may have guessed I also found to be annoying, I unfortunately think Brandon will stick around for a while. The trouble is, Brandon is loyal to a fault, and as I mentioned in my Cochran rant, loyalty is very valuable on “Survivor”. As such, I’m sure someone will keep him around for a good long while, probably getting rid of him mid to late merge. I’d like to get rid of him sooner, however, and replace him with…
Shane Powers (“Survivor Exile Island”): You want skinny, loyal, and neurotic? Here, take skinny and neurotic (the “loyal” thing is debatable on Shane’s part, although to be fair he was one of the most gung-ho about holding the Casaya alliance together). Aside from the fact that they’ve been trying to bring Shane back for several seasons, Shane was actually entertaining, and could come up with a strategic gem every now and again. That, in my book, makes him infinitely preferable to Brandon Hantz.
Malcolm Freeberg (25, Bartender, Hermosa Beach, CA. 4th place, “Survivor Philippines”): While I have to admit that I’m surprised that more people aren’t back from “Survivor Philippines” given how good it was, I do think Malcolm’s a good choice. He was good physically, strategically, and he was pretty humorous to boot. Furthermore, unlike the rest of the returnees, he has no reputation (given that this season and “Survivor Philippines” were shot back-to-back), which makes him better able to blend into the shadows of the cast, and work his magic without suspicion. The only reason I make Malcolm isn’t my male pick to win it all is that after Russell Hantz’ performance on ”Survivor Heroes vs. Villains”, I don’t think people are going to let an unknown quantity hang around for too much longer post merge. Even so, due to his physicality, I’d be surprised if he doesn’t at least make the merge. He’ll go pretty early once that phase hits, but I doubt he’s much of a target before then. I wouldn’t trade him for anyone. No way.
Well, so that’s my thoughts on the cast, but the season itself has been, if anything, more controversial The problem a lot of people have is how they’re so blatantly recycling a previous, good twist in an attempt to get ratings. I have to admit, while I’m not as adamant in my dislike of the twist, and will still watch the show, I do dislike just how much of a carbon copy of “Survivor Micronesia” this is. They’ve even got the same colors, with the “Fans” still in orange and the “Favorites” still in purple. Bet you anything the merge is green. This unfortunately makes the season seem like it will be predictable, playing out the same way as “Survivor Micronesia” which does not make for an interesting watch. Another complaint people have is that these are not really “Favorites” so much as people Probst likes. While I think people are overreacting again, I do not deny that, which the exceptions of Erik and Malcolm, none of these people can really be called “Favorites”, I think in part due to the fact that returning castaways make it hard for new people to shine, as they get all the screentime. My point is that these people may be good “Favorites” material, but we couldn’t really see it on their original seasons.
Unlike “Survivor Philippines”, where the women were really good and the men lackluster, by and large, this season we have the opposite, with a lot of really good men and lackluster women, particularly on the “Favorites” side (Francesca, Andrea? Really?) Probst chalks this up to “Survivor” just having more interesting men than women, others say the producers are sexist. I fall somewhere in the middle, in that while I do think “Survivor” underutilizes some great women, it does seem to me that men more often have the qualities that make a good “Survivor” contestant, just genetically, due to men having more aggressive Type-A personalities.
One other small issue I have with the season is that “Survivor Micronesia” was so good. I mean, I can see why producers want to recapture the magic. After all, “Survivor Micronesia” remains my favorite season. However, that’s just it: this new season has to live up to “Survivor Micronesia”, and however good Probst says it is, I don’t think it can be done.
However, I’d like to put in a positive note, and that’s to point out the one GOOD thing about this season: It has a different feel than “Survivor Micronesia”. Going back to the complaint about this season’s cast not being “Favorites”, it’s true that the returnees of “Survivor Micronesia” were either famous or infamous, and almost all were known for good gameplay. This season, however, is different. These are the also-rans, the people who might have been good, but whether by luck or a simple mistake ended up losing. These people have something to prove. These are the All-Stars that could have been, the ones who have something to prove, the underdogs, and I just love the underdogs. It does make the title of “Fans vs. Favorites” a bit misleading, though. Perhaps a better title would have been “Survivor Caramoan: New Day”. Hey, it wouldn’t be a more stupid title than “Survivor One World”. A nice irony also is that, with a few exceptions, all the “Favorites” are actually superfans, and would be just as appropriate on the “Fans” side.
Well, while I don’t have too much confidence, I’ve been wrong before. We’ll see how this season shapes up. I’ll end this blog the way I ended the last one: It can’t be a TRUE “Fans vs. Favorites” season, because I’m not there on the “Fans” side.
-Matt
Title Credit to Jean Storrs.
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